#1: JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
#2: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..
#3: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is, the leader in fan fictions. Henry: *Stares at the fire, and does nothing* CIA: *Arriving in helicopters, and Suburbans* NS Men: *Firing at the Suburbans* CIA Agents: *Jumping out of the helicopters, and running out of the Suburbans. All equipped with M4 Carbines* Rainbow Dash: Hey Applejack? Sean wants you to- Octavia: ooh. Derpy: What? *sits on torch* Oh my muffins! Pony 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car* Pony 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*...
While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest movies I know.
Saw 2 is more what people THINK of when you talk about the Saw films.
Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one. There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, by laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.
The films open up with VERY disturbing scene. A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.
Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
And this one is way better than the sequels to to Jaws and Insidious.
The first one is simple enough. Ethan Hawke plays a true crime novelist who discovers a box with a camera in it. The camera displays snuff films of family's being murdered in fashions that are labeled "jokingly" in the names. The "joke names" come across as twisted and sadistic (and not in a good way). Anyway, long story short. Turns out a evil demon, named Bughuul is behind it all. and Bughuul decides to mess with Hawk's character for a while, by scaring the audience with various jump...
Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.
Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.
"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....
Devin Won't go to heaven She's just another lost soul, About to be mine again Leave her we will receive her It is beyond your control will you ever meet again
Devin One of eleven Who had been rendered unwhole As a little child, she was taken and then forsaken you will remember it all Let it fill your mind again
Devin lies beyond this portal take the word of one immortal Give your soul to me For eternity release your life to begin another time with her End your grief with me there's another way release your life take your place inside the fire with her
Sever Now and forever you're just another lost soul...
#10: LUCY: I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is. Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind. And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air. leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!". It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..
#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN: I love this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers...
POSSITIVES: * Satisfying battles * Often unpredictable * Has lots of "deep" means behind it..
NEGATIVES: * Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book.. * strange Oprah music at times * Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and lost my respect * It's downright confusing sometimes * It often feels longer than it is..
I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.
Thir defiantly intense.
Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were more writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever. Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest fan videos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...