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MEANWHILE:

"FUCK OFF PIGS! ALL WE DID WAS ROB A FEW JEWELS!" Cried a masked gunman, with a deep voiced man,with a Irish accent.

But the cops didn't care, and continued shooting at him.

The masked man shot back at them, revealing to have a pump action shotgun.

Before long a car pulled up.

"What the fuck took you so long Niko!" The man cried to the driver.

"Forget it.. Just get in Gordon" Niko ordered.

"Fine. Fine" Gordon groaned, snd got in.

AFTER ESCAPING THE COPS:

Gordon Sergeant and Niko Bellic were both unmasked now, Gordon was examining the Jewels he stole.

"Was it worth it?" Niko asked.

"I fuckin...
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I recently re-watched the Will Farrell movie SEMI-PRO.. And sense this story is a comedy.. It gave me an idea.

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Dash, Francis, Gerry and Packie, after finishing their food fight, where now actually EATING the food.

Francis ate something, that caused him to say "Oh my God. What the fuck is that? It's incredible?"

"It's called fondue" Gerry replied.

"Fon what?" Francis asked.

"Fondue... Three different cheeses melted.. That's what you're tasting.. Gorgonzola muenster and cottage. It's the latest thing from Sweden apparently" Gerry told...
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Remember this?

HOOPER: You were on the Indianapolis?
BRODY: What happened?
QUINT: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian to Laytee, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know... was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been...
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It started with my 3 year old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The next evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once more by his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder in his room, in order...
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#1: MCREARY FAMILY:
Anything that can go wrong, goes wrong.
* Packie's drug dealers double cross him.
* There's usually way more enemies than expected to be, in gun fights.
* They lose their friend in a bank heist.
* Cops surround the same bank heist.
* Gerry gets arrested
* Ray ambushes Packie and Niko at the diamond trade
* A funeral turns into gun violence
* Kate gets shot
* Francis/Gerry gets shot


#2: BELLIC FAMILY:
Roman is involved in wrong crowds, constantly beaten up, got his apartment burned down, kidnapped twice, shot twice, nearly stabbed, insulted by Niko on many occasions, and all while doing close to nothing wrong.
Niko is ironically trying to end his violent ways by doing MORE violence.
His past can't leave him. And neither dose his enemies..


#3: MARSTON FAMILY:
Well, mainly the dad.
But the others sure have their fair share of bad luck..
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* Black Sabbath - God is dead

* Three Days Grace - Animal

* Metallica - One (though not too well)

* Metallica - Fight Fire with fire (just the chorus)

* ACDC - Thunderstruck (just the intro)

* Godsmack - I stand alone

* Korn - Did my time

* Eminem - Lose yourself

* Rob Zombie - Thunder kiss 65

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BASS GUITAR:

* Beatles - Come Together

* Pink Floyd - One of these days

* Pink Floyd - Hey you

* Three Days Grace - Pain

* Rage against the machine - Bullet in your head

* Nivana - Teen Spirit
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