MASTER SWORD:
Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..
Saten: How do I know you won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot you in the eye..
Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.
Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD YOU CALL A MOUTH!
Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!
Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...
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