posted by Windwakerguy430
Player: (Drives quickly down the road)
Police: (Puts on sirens)
Player: Oh, shit (Stops car)
Police: (Gets out of car and stands next to the player) Do you know why I pulled you over
Player: Uuhhh (Looks in the rearview mirror at the dead body under the car) …… No, officer.
Police: Speeding, passing a red light, and parking at a no parking zone on your visit to the local bank. That was at least three violations of traffic laws
Player: Oh. So, you’re not gonna check for what may or may not be drugs and stolen money in the trunk
Police: No, I’m just gonna give you a ticket
(A truck covered in the blood of pedestrians drives past)
Police: HEY, CAN’T YOU READ THE SIGNS! NO TRUCKS PERMITTED PAST THIS POINT!