Walt Disney Pictures decided to swap Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – the fifth installment in the theme park ride-based movie franchise headlined by Johnny Depp as the slippery scallywag Jack Sparrow – out from the Summer 2015 lineup this week (right after the studio repositioned Marvel’s Ant-Man to takes its place), rather than rush the swashbuckling blockbuster down the assembly line as fast as conceivably possible.
The Dead Men Tell No Tales script is still being written by Jeff Nathanson (Rush Hour 2 & 3), who took over from Pirates 1-4...
Johnny Depp and his eyeliner didn’t have much to live up to, did they? I get that “ZAP” is integral to “zap action,” but I’m not certain that it’s the best sound effect for clashing swords. Though, to this product’s credit, the moving skeletons at least have more energy than static Aurora kits, and definitely more emotional range than Orlando Bloom.
I’m still a tad aghast that The Pirates of the Caribbean, which bored me just as much as The Country Bear Jamboree (yeah, swap in ”Bore” for “Bear”) during my childhood haj to Disney World, morphed into a...
Captain Jack Sparrow is hot and awesome (don't forget funny :D). Also if he were a real person, well I would just be so happy! There are many things that I think of Captain Jack Sparrow.
1. He is funny
2. His lines are hilarious
3. He's hot (as I said before)
4. He is totally awesome
5. He is an amazing pirate
Well those are most of the things I think about Captain Jack Sparrow. BTW I think he is the awesomest pirate that has ever been in the Caribbean. That is exactly what I think about Captain Jack Sparrow.