Captain Jack Sparrow

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Johnny Depp and his eyeliner didn’t have much to live up to, did they? I get that “ZAP” is integral to “zap action,” but I’m not certain that it’s the best sound effect for clashing swords. Though, to this product’s credit, the moving skeletons at least have more energy than static Aurora kits, and definitely more emotional range than Orlando Bloom.

I’m still a tad aghast that The Pirates of the Caribbean, which bored me just as much as The Country Bear Jamboree (yeah, swap in ”Bore” for “Bear”) during my childhood haj to Disney World, morphed into a...

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Captain Jack Sparrow is hot and awesome (don't forget funny :D). Also if he were a real person, well I would just be so happy! There are many things that I think of Captain Jack Sparrow.
1. He is funny
2. His lines are hilarious
3. He's hot (as I said before)
4. He is totally awesome
5. He is an amazing pirate
Well those are most of the things I think about Captain Jack Sparrow. BTW I think he is the awesomest pirate that has ever been in the Caribbean. That is exactly what I think about Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Everything was darkness. Jack lay on the ground waiting for something to happen, anything. Where was he? perhaps he had gotten too drunk again and fallen in another barrel like last time. Gibbs would wake him up any minute now,although last time it had taken him hours to find him, and even more to get Jack back to the ship. That would explain the lack of breeze where he lay, but why was there no noise than? had he gone deaf? He tried to remember what he had done the night before...no, not the night,the day. It all hit Jack suddenly, Elizabeth, the handcuffs...the kraken.He sat up quickly and...

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