1. Poke him with his own cane.
2. Spill your drink on his lap "by accident", say that you're drunk.
3. Run towards him, hug him and say "I love you, David Bowie!"
4. Grab the closest cane-like object near you and dance like him on the club dance-floor.
5. Occasionally ask him if he and Quorra were more than friends.
6. Spank him with his own cane.
7. Ask him every hour if he likes Gem.
8. Yell "OMG, Ziggy Stardust!!" whenever you see him.
9. Whenever he gives you a drink, ask him what he put in it.
10. Tell him you're looking for Zuse, when he tells you he "is" Zuse, say "YOU LIE!!!"
11. Tell all the sentries in the club that Castor takes programs with him to his private lounge to mongle them.
12. Whenever he bows down, give him a good kick in the butt.
13. When Castor wants to take you to his private lounge, yell "Don't rape meh!!!" then run away.
14. Occasionally ask him if he's gay.
15. Pretend to trip on the stairs and "accidentally" push him down.