Qoutes

House:Why is the soon to be second prettiest Dr. Chase here?
Cameron:I'll take that as a congratulations.
Wilson:We're discussing a case.
Amber:Why did he close that file?
House:Wedding in two weeks? I'd say you were pregnant but I don't think Chase's body is mature enough to produce sperm.
Cameron:It's a small ceremony. Why wait?
Wilson:Nighty night
Amber:Drugs with no lecture? He wants you out.
House:Interesting case?
Cameron:Possible prostate cancer came into the ER.
Amber:Pencil cup.
House:Woha! No wonder his prostate is enlarged. It's full of billiards and cigars.
Cameron:Chase's best man doesn't get here til' the day of the wedding. So, I asked Wilson to throw his Bachelor party.
House:No retired ministers available to plan it?
Wilson:Chase doesn't want some big, raucous party
House:So she says. Luckily there are people in this wrold read to stand up for what's right.
Cameron:No, no, no, I don't want..I don't want you to...
House:Listen, two things I do well. Bachelor parties rank...towards the top.
Amber:I get to help, right?


Wilson:The main reason my third wife and I eloped was to avoid House's bachelor party...Have you seen Caligula?.
House:My patient's brain now...versus three years ago. See any difference?...Is he telling you to avoid the party?
Wilson:I took an oath to do no harm.
House:Sure, don't come. If you want your wedding vows to be meaningless.
Chase:This should be interesting.
House:You are going to commit to that one special woman forever, which i beautiful. But if your commitment the day after the wedding is the same as the commitment the day before, then the wedding meant nothing. So, and I see no logical way around this, if you want your marriage to matter, you have to be a wanton, trolling, muck-covered pig the day before.
Chase:You're evil. See ya!


Amber:Uh-oh. He looks pissed. I think he might hit us.
House:Is your eyesight better than mine?
Chase:We need to talk about the bachelor party.
House:Excellent topic choice. Surgery's so boring. and my lying to you is just so yesterday.
Chase:It's my fault for letting you talk me into the implant. Cameron is not gonna be happy about this party.
House:But you on the other hand...
Chase:Plan on spending the rest of my life with Cameron.
House:So...I need to cancel the fart band?
Chase:So...I need you to kidnap me.
House:Spoken like a true Aussie. By the way, if you know where I can get me the sheet music to Waltzing Matilda...Hey...want some ice cream? We're having a sundae bar.
Chase:Sweet.



Fake!cops:Dr. Robert Chase, We're with the department of citizenship and immigration. Did you recently apply for a marriage license?
Chase:Umm..yes.
Fake!cops:According to our records, your work permit is expired. If you could come with us...
Cameron:Um, I'm his fiancee I can come along and clear this...
Fake!cops:I'm sorry, ma'am. Illegals only.
Chase:I'm...I'm sure it's a mistake. I'll call you as soon as I know what's going on.
Cameron:Don't let House get him in too much trouble


Foreman:One more drink.
Chase:No! I need to take a break.
Taub:Meet Karamel.
Foreman:Ah?
Chase:Maybe one more drink...What's that taste...Is that...is that strawberry


Cameron:Thank God you're okay. What happened?
Chase:There was a girl
Foreman:Ugh, long story.