Here is the complete script to Charlie the Unicorn 2!
[Charlie is seen watching television with his stuff. The pink and blue unicorns are floating above Charlie, wearing scuba goggles, flippers, and air tanks with snorkels, pretending to swim]
Blue and Pink: Glub . . . glub glub . . . glub glub . . . glub glub . . . glub glub . . .
Blue: Look over there! It's a coral reef.
Charlie: Oh look, it's you guys . . . and you're floating.
Blue: Charlie, we're scuba diving, Charlie.
Pink: We're exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Blue: Oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous foogle fish!
Pink: Nooo! Foogle!
Charlie: Ah, you gotta watch out for those. So, uh, go away. I'm watching TV.
[A vortex appears on Charlie's back]
Blue: The vortex is open!
Charlie: Oh god. Okay, what is this?!
Pink: Charlie! We're being pulled into the vortex! Swim away, foogle fish, swim away!
Charlie: Come on now. You guys are freaking me out! Turn this thing off!
Blue: There's no stopping the vortex, Charlie!
[Pink and Blue disappear, along with the vortex]
Charlie: Guys? Guys? Or girls . . . I'm not really not sure what you two are. . . .
[The vortex appears with Blue's head sticking out]
Blue: Charlie! Charlie, I have the amulet!
Charlie: What amulet?! What's going on?!
Blue: The amulet, Charlie! The magical amulet! Sparkle sparkle!
[Pink appears briefly]
Pink: Sp-! Sparkle!
Charlie: I, I don't understand what you're talking about!
Blue: The amulet . . . Nyeh! Nyeh!
[Blue disappears. Then both Pink and Blue pop out of the vortex, which disappeared briefly. Blue has the amulet on its neck. Somehow, their scuba outfits are off]
Blue: We did it!
Pink: We got the amulet!
Charlie: Great. Now go away! I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around!
Blue: No, Charlie!
[Pink and Blue puff up while screaming "No!" repeatedly, then turn back to normal]
Blue: We have to take the amulet to the Banana King.
Charlie: Oh, yes, the Banana King, of course. Absolutely not!
Pink: He, he's counting on us, Charlie! Ah . . .
[Pink suddenly rises]
Blue: If we don't give the amulet to the Banana King, the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness.
Pink: No! Darkness!
[Pink is still floating. Suddenly the vortex appeared again with tentacles sticking out with a roar]
Charlie: Ah! All right, fine! I'll go! I'll go!
Pink and Blue: Yay!
[Cut to the three walking through the woods. Pink and Blue are making tongue-blooping sounds]
Charlie: What are you two doing?
[Silence. Then Pink and Blue continue with their tongue-blooping]
Charlie: Stop that.
[Silence. Then Blue makes one last tongue-bloop. The three stop in front of a big Letter Z]
Charlie: Oh, look at that.
[Pink and Blue started talking to the Letter Z in Spanish. Here is also the translation]
Pink and Blue: Z!
Blue: ¡El hombre con el sombrero nos envió! (The man with the hat sent us!)
Pink: ¡Él nos contó muchas historias asombrosas! (He told us many amazing stories!)
[The Letter Z makes pinging sounds]
Pink and Blue: Ho ho ho ho ho!
Pink: ¡Cenamos esta noche en tortugas! (Tonight we dine on turtles!)
Blue: ¡Serán buenos ellos, Z! (They will be good, Z!)
[The Letter Z shoots a laser at Charlie]
Charlie: Ahh! What did you two do?!
Pink and Blue: Z!
Blue: ¡Soy feliz! (I am happy!)
[The Letter Z makes pinging sounds again]
Pink and Blue: Ho ho ho ho ho!
Charlie: (mumbling) Just keeping walking, Charlie. Keep walking. . . .
[The three stop in front of a giant sneaker]
Blue: Hop on board the train, Charlie.
Pink: It's gonna take us to the Banana King.
Charlie: I don't see any train. All I see is a giant sneaker.
Blue: It's the Choo Choo Shoe, Charlie.
Pink: The Choo Choo Shoe!
Blue: Hurry, Charlie. It's about to leave.
[Pink and Blue get in the sneaker]
Pink and Blue: Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoe shoooooe! Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shooe shoooooe!
Charlie: Yeah, uh I forgot my boarding pass. I'll just walk.
[Cut to the three in front of a banana-themed temple emblazoned with the words EX ORIENTE LUX BANANA, which is probably meant to be bad Latin for "From the east, the light of a banana"]
Pink: We're here, Charlie!
Blue: The Temple of the Banana King!
Charlie: Great. Let's leave the amulet and go home.
[A slug-like creature resembling Santa Claus popped out of nowhere, smiling. According to filmcow.com, the creature's name is Frogrus. He is known to be the Banana King's servant]
Charlie: Who is that?
Charlie: No, no really. You guys see it, right?
Charlie: I gotta be honest. I'm getting creeped out here. Somebody say something!
[Frogrus suddenly starts to sing]
Frogrus: Charlie, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so gray! Charlie, when your life's a mess, when you're feeling blue, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is . . . put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: A banana in my ear?
Frogrus: Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear! It's true.
Charlie: Says who?
Frogrus: So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, when in your ear a banana cheers, so go and put a banana in your ear!
Frogrus and Bananas: Put a banana in your ear!
Charlie: I'd rather keep my ear clear.
Frogrus and Bananas: You'll never be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true.
Charlie: Says you.
Frogrus and Bananas: So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh every day of every year, the sun shines bright on this big blue sphere. So go and put a banana-
Frogrus: -in your eeeeaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!
[Frogrus disappears in flames]
Charlie: Oh, of course, he burst into flames.
Blue: Go fourth, magical amulet! Return to the Banana King!
[The amulet gets off of Blue's neck, floats to the air, and shines a beam of light at Charlie]
Blue: Charlie! YOU'RE the Banana King!
[Charlie is floating to the amulet from the beam of light]
Charlie: What? Hey, hey, hold on a minute!
[A banana appears on Charlie's back]
Banana: You're the Banana King, Charlie!
Charlie: No! I'm not! That doesn't make sense!
Blue: All hail the Banana King!
Charlie: I'm not the Banana King!
Blue: You ARE the Banana King!
Charlie: No, NO! I . . . I . . .
[Suddenly, more bananas appear on Charlie's back]
Bananas: Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!
[A crown plops on Charlie's head]
Charlie: I . . . I AM the Banana King!
Pink and Blue: Yay!
Banana: You ARE the Banana King!
Charlie: I'm the Banana King! Yeah!
[Charlie notices that Pink and Blue disappeared]
Charlie: Hey, hey . . . where'd you go? Guys? Hello? Get me down from here!
[The beam of light disappears, causing Charlie and the amulet to fall to the ground]
Charlie: Augh! Okay, that's a sprain.
[Cut to where Charlie is walking through the woods alone]
Charlie: Hello? Hello! Guys, where are you?
[Charlie sees that his TV and the rest of his stuff is gone]
Charlie: Argh! Ya gotta be . . . Great! They robbed me!
[Suddenly, the vortex from earlier appears, with Blue's head sticking out]
Charlie: What do you want?!
[Silence. Then Blue makes one last tongue-bloop before he disappears back into the vortex]
[Music plays and the credits begin to roll]