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Opinion by a-bomblover posted over a year ago
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We had VIP @ the club Friday and have exclusive videos of A-bomb getting wild. Brittanya was kinda less crazy but A-bomb got was topless, showing her panties, rubbing her boobs in a guys face, we took her back and got some really good picture also some tips of who won Charm School. You can see them here linkThis is no joke and its real. It was at woodys in Evansville, In. It was a wild and crazy night and we ended up getting some great pics and great info from A-Bomb and Brittanya. You wouldn't believe it! How crazy and wild A-bomb was you have to see it at link
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Review by goth67 posted over a year ago
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The Short Bus to Charm School
To kick the show off we are shown clips of all the ladies as a little refresher to whom each one is. Most I remember and most I also wish I could forget. The ladies are all gathered and riding a short bus to school in hopes to redeem themselves from their previous bad behavior. Most of them will never accomplish that. Mo’Nique is going to be their mentor during the process in hopes to transform them into the likes of Mother Theresa, Condoleezza Rice, and Hillary Clinton. She is going to teach them the ways of etiquette, style, and relationship advice. I am sure we are all wondering if you can teach a ragged, stripper new tricks. I guess only time will tell.

The short bus finally arrives at the “school” and the women are excited to see Mo’nique. Mo’Nique, like the rest of us, thinks the women look like hos and strippers. Mo tells the ladies they will work hard to get back their dignity and self pride. I doubt that can ever be achieved. The winner of this big experiment will receive $50,000. That could buy the winner the Fredrick’s of Hollywood spring wardrobe collection. I am jealous…or not.
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Review by goth67 posted over a year ago
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Last week the women all the opportunity to dine with Andrew Firestone of Bachelor fame and they tried to impress him. I was personally surprised to see him on this show because does he really need this publicity. I guess he is going with the theory that no publicity is bad publicity. Alas, Heather was the lady unable to impress Andrew and was sent packing. We all laughed as she exited and scratched our heads to find out that she had the name, Neveah (heaven backwards), written on the back of her school pin. She is gone and does anyone really care? So let’s put on our finest homemade outfits because tonight, we are designing clothes.

Dressing to Impress Does Not Mean Fredrick’s of Hollywood’s Finest.
The women are told to dress to impress for their lesson today. They scurry around trying to figure out what that means. Saaphyri puts on a shirt that has to keep getting blurred in the chest area. That to mean would mean no one is going to be impressed unless you are a lonly trucker visiting a Health Spa. Eventually everyone is dressed and arrives at class to learn they will be working on Commandment 4: Thou Shalt Work What Thou Art Working With. All I...
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Review by goth67 posted over a year ago
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Who is going to win this thing and make Mo’Nique proud? Does anyone even care anymore?

Absolutely Fabulous
We are finally down to the end and Leilene and Becky are talking and Leilene is so happy to be in the finals. She is reflecting on how quite the house is and can’t understand why. Maybe because there once were a lot and know there’s not. See, I even explained it and rhymed, I should win Charm School for that alone. As the women are talking and hating Shay the loud speaker comes on and they are finally working on commandment 10, Thou Shalt Be Fully Fabulous.

This challenge will take everything they learned and bring it together. They will take a pop quiz and the questions will be about old challenges. Each girl will ask the questions and they can ask whomever they would like. The one that knows the least will be expelled. I am really worried this is going to be a huge bust because can these women read? They have one hour to study and they get to work. Their study skills are highly impressive and I am taking notes. They are going to turn their lessons into rap songs. I wonder if I should be doing that to help me study. Do you think my...
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Review by goth67 posted over a year ago
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Welcome back to school everyone. Although most schools are getting out this time of year, Charm School is still running strong and showing no signs of ending for summer break. Last week we said good bye to Dara and Schatar amidst a picture stealing scandal. Neither was guilty but both taking the fall because of it. What lady will change her ways and abandon her pole dancing lifestyle to become the classy winner of Charm School? None of these women have a chance; one will win and fritter away her money on the Fredrick’s of Hollywood spring collection. Put away your sticky fingers and let’s get ready to find out what’s in store tonight.

The Fine Art of Interviewing
All the ladies are talking about the picture thief but no one can seem to figure out who would be responsible for it. Before the detective work can begin they are called to the Great Hall to learn about today’s lesson, “Thou Shalt Represent.” They have all been representing skanks but that is probably not what the challenge is about. Mo’Nique informs us it will be about being media savvy. They will need to be able know how to conduct a professional interview and think before they...
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Review by goth67 posted over a year ago
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Welcome back everyone. It’s Charm School time and if you are anything like me you know this show is not living up to the fun that Flavor of Love is. Sure, it’s full of skanky women, cat-fights, and more swearing than the seaside docks of an old-time marina. Actually, I’m probably not giving it all the credit it deserves. It’s a pretty fine show and the women are definitely living up to their end of the bargain. Last week we bid adieu to Cristal and most of us had to ask ourselves, “Who is she again?” This week the women are going to be selling perfume so we should be in for quite the treat. Throw on your waders and lets get ready to dig into this hot mess.

Someone Has to be the Smelly Kid
As the women are getting ready for the day some of them start talking about Brooke and her behavior from the bar the night before. They start calling her a whore and that seems about right to me. The reason she is getting this attack is she was making out with random men while out. Like any of those women have any room to be talking on this subject.
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Review by goth67 posted over a year ago
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Monique tells the ladies to put on their schoolgirl uniforms and meet her downstairs where she announces the Third Commandment of Charm School: Thou Shall Show Some Class. Monique tells them this means that when they are in public, they need to act classy, because when you act like a fool, you’ll get treated like a fool. Oh, Mo’Nique, you’re so wise, and in for a huge undertaking if you think you can get one ounce of class out of these women. They all dated Flava Flav after all.

Mo'Nique introduces Miss Colette Swann, etiquette coach extraordinaire. Apparently she’s a direct descendent of royalty, and she is not impressed with Heather’s hooker shoes. She probably would not have been impressed with her singing either.

Colette makes the women walk across the room and sit down in a chair, which I’ve always found easy, but maybe I’ve just got some mad sitting skills or something, because many of the ladies have problems. Becky is the first to go and does not pay enough attention to her skirt. Colette chastises her for showing her “Britney,” and Becky comments that she wasn’t trying to show her “little vagina.” Oh, well as long as you...
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Review by goth67 posted over a year ago
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Welcome back to another insightful episode of Charm School and, wait… there’s a $50,000 prize for the winner of this show? How hard can it seriously be to beat out a bunch of skanks in etiquette challenges? Anyway, tonight we start out by seeing why Jennifer was sent home, and that Becky and Cristal are on the outs. As are Hottie and all of the other women. And Larissa and most of the other women.

The skanks on the bus go round and round.
For today’s activity, the lucky ladies are going on a field trip in the short, yellow Charm School bus. They arrive at a college campus, where Mo’Nique announces that their next commandment is “Thou Shalt Spit Mad Game with Style.” These commandments sure are a lot different than the ones I learned about in Parochial school, that’s for sure!

Today, the ladies are going to learn the art of debate, taught by the Cal State Fullerton Debate Team. Darra is happy with the news, because she’s mad sick of all the constant talk about manners and makeup, but the other women don’t look thrilled.
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Review by goth67 posted over a year ago
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At the end of last week’s show, Mo’Nique said that New York would be joining the ladies for the rest of the season of Charm School, and I swear my heart skipped a beat. Then she said she was joking and everything was okay again. Now, if anyone could use Charm School it’s New York, but I’ve just seen enough of her for a while. I need a break- at least until I Love New York 2.

So, tonight the house is New York-free and I am happy. Now to the recap.

Return of the mack?
Becky feels a little bad that Larissa was eliminated last week, when it was supposed to be her, but not bad enough to quit the show or anything. She’s glad she didn’t quit last week because now she is that much closer to the $50,000 prize.

Tonight’s lesson is Unless Thou Can Play, Thou Will Be Played. Since Mo’Nique will soon be sending the ladies back into the real world, she wants to make sure they’re equipped with all the life lessons they need to not live like skanks any longer. This week’s special guest is relationship expert Tariq "K-Flex" Nasheed, author of books Play or be Played, The Art of Mackin and The Mack Within. Oooh- Becky likey! She...
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Review by goth67 posted over a year ago
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Tonight’s lesson? Thou shall payeth it back. Mo’Nique has been very fortunate to be able to give back to the community, but our Charm Schoolers probably haven’t been so lucky. To remedy this situation, Mo’Nique tells them they will be giving the clothes off their backs to a thrift store. Presumably someplace frequented by trashy women who don’t mind showing butt cleavage. They’ll each pick a teammate, and then pool clothes, shoes and purses for donation. Each article will be given a monetary value, and the team that donates the largest amount of money wins the challenge, and immunity. Then, two ladies from the losing teams will be sent packing. Oooh! A twist!

Saaphyri is nervous because she doesn’t have a lot of stuff, and what she has is not worth much. Schatar spends most of her money on couture, and hopes the judges recognize her clothing for what it is, and Shay is not going to donate anything that set her back $125. Glad that’s all cleared up.

Thou shalt donate thy crap.
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