Velma Kelly

Announcer (spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation.

Velma (sings)
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop.
My sister and I were headed straight for the top.
My sister and I earned a though a week, at least, oh yeah!
But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased.
I know it's sad of course, but a fact, is still a fact!
And now all that remains, is the remains, of a perfect-double-act!

Velma (spoken)
Watch this!
We have to imagine it with two people-it's swell with two people!

Velma (sings)
First I'd...
Then she'd...
Then we'd...
But I can't do it alone!

Then she'd...
Then...

[GIRLS]
We want Billy
Give us Billy
B. I. double L. Y.
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
Cause here he is...

[BILLY]
Is everybody here?
Is everybody ready?
Hit it!

I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, or diamond rings
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love

[GIRLS]
That's what he's here for

[BILLY]
That's what I'm here for

I don't care for wearin' silk cravats
Ruby studs, satin spats
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love

[GIRLS]
All he cares about is love

[BILLY]
Give me two
Eyes of blue
Softly saying, "I need you"
Let me see her standin' there
And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire...