This is the funniest chicken soup short story i ever read:
My 3 year old brother was running around the house well after his bedtime and my mom had tried repeatedly to get him into bed. The last time she said it, she said it rather menacingly, and my brother quickly said "Yes Sir!". Like most other moms, my mom is female. She gave my brother a quick lesson on how men are sirs and ladies are ma'am. Then to quiz him, she asked "What would you say to Daddy?" "Yes Sir!" he replied. "And what would you say to me?" "Yes Ma'am!" he said. "Good! Now what would you...