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Chuck Norris jokes Favorite Chuck Norris joke?

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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and...
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under...
Chuck Norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard, only another fist.
When the Boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his...
When the Boogieman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris dosn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can't love. He can only not kill.
Chuck Norris can't love. He can only not kill.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.
do you know wat killed the dinosaurs the chuck...
do you know wat killed the dinosaurs the chuck norrissaurus
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice
Added by pokeyanimal
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the...
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight because the darkness is afraid of him.
when chuck norris does push ups he doesn' push...
when chuck norris does push ups he doesn' push himself up he pushes the world dow
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Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can...
Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air...
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air captive.
Added by ToesWiggle
Fear of spiders is arachnop- hobia, fear of Chuck...
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is Logic.
Added by Joshandpingu
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