the movie the vampire assistant is a disrace to the book series i hated that movie with a passion it was nothing like the 12 awesome books written by darren shan love the books i hv read them 3 times and love the hell out of them. so people please if u like the movie then u are stupid 100% i hated that movie, read the books then talk to me about a kick ass vampire stories. when you love something then love it and dont get sick with it. when reading this series i couldnt put these books down. nothing but everything and everything is in those books. the thrill, adventure, romance, everything u...
For several months I have been slowly collecting the "Cirque du Freak" books. Get a few here and a few there. I wanted to join this club while I was still on the 6th book. But I waited, and I think that for once I made the right decision.
I read the Twilight saga, and I am ashamed to say that I liked it. After reading this master piece I realize how truly blind I was to think that it was the best thing I ever read. The "Cirque du Freak" books are truly what I will always call "The best books that I will ever read in my short uneventful life. The books gave me excitement...
I wrote this poem to express Darren's views on becoming a vampire and drinking blood in the second book. It was originally a song by Evanescence; I just saw it as an opportunity to make an awesome poem if I changed some of the words around. Tell me what you think!
All That I’m Living For:
All that I’m living for
All that I’m dying for
All that I can’t ignore
Alone at night
I can feel the night beginning
Separate me from the living
I was sitting on the couch one day, when the T.V. spot trailer for "The Vampire's Assistant" came on. It was, like, the third time I'd seen it and decided to check it out. I thought it'd be a cool movie: a teenager who gets transformed into a vampire. I saw the official trailer on YouTube, and I thought "Awesome! Hopefully this one will be good!" because I haven't seen nor read a good vampire ANYTHING in a long time. (And yes, I read the first "Twilight" book and saw the movie. I also saw that dumb Swedish "Let The Right One In". UUgghh!!) After I watched the trailer on YouTube, I scrolled...
“Danielle, I’m going into town, do you need anything?” I yelled, walking out the door to my castle.
“No! Bye!” My best friend in the whole world, Danielle yelled back from our parlor.
I walked outside, the sun stung my eyes. I put up my hood on my new shiny red cloak. The town was quiet today, which was unusual because it was a nice day out. No children were running around, no adults were working or greeting their spouses at their front doors. I walked down to the market. I soon realized that it was Sunday and everyone was at church, unlike...
Honestley the mivie wasn't that bad. i thought it was awesome and funny. I got kinda mad because they didn't show Sam Grest and who the hell is a monkey girl? If Darren Shan hadn't made those books and they just made a movie out of nothing, it would be awesome. Murlough was supposed to have purple skin, if they could make Evra's body green, then they should have been able to make his purple. And, Evra is supposed to have light green/yellow hair, not moldy green. And why does he play music, it is cool how he does, but they added a lot of stuff they didn't have to. They should have shown R.V....
1.Steve (Josh H.) is The Bad guy
2.Darren is a goddie goodie
3.Larten saids bad words
4.Josh's Hotness might make you scream!
5.Go Watch it I aint telling u what happend
6.Or wait a week and watchit at link or something like that.
7.Theater is better cuz You give money to Josh H.
I’ve read the series and thoroughly enjoyed it. That being said, I believe the movie will really be a disappointment. I feel that I am able to say this because I’ve been looking at what little information is available about the movie and cast and, frankly, it looks horrible. Unfortunately, many movies based off of books are dissatisfactory. Of course, I am not expecting the movie to be perfect. I understand the time restraints and limitations of reality but there are small details that need not be changed. Good examples of this is the Eragon movie (a disaster beyond words and how I...
Love the series. read it so long ago. I actually made an account at a library a few towns over and got the books 1-6 and never took them back. The only one I dont have is book 10 (The lake of souls). =(
Posted over a year ago
I saw the movie and after reading the books and the manga version it really disappointed me. I feel like they could have done a lot better with it. I think the director made the movie lean towards the comedy side more then the horror side even when the book series was a horror series and the movie should have been made more like that. Throughout the movie it felt like they tried to slip jokes in at the wrong time and this movie should have been more serious!
Posted over a year ago