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Opinion by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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#4.21 Forever

Lois: I’m impressed, Smallville. Of all the seniors skipping the last day of school, I didn’t expect to see you.
Clark: I’m on lunch break.
Lois: Right, right. Because why would you do anything like any other normal teenager in America?

Lois: How cliche, an abandoned warehouse.
Clark: You know maybe there’s another way in around the corner. Why don’t you go check? I’ll see if I can find a key for this lock.
Lois: [Doubtful] Keys? Well, I highly doubt they’re under the welcome mat, but, uh, you knock yourself out.

#4.22 Commencement

Lois: Nightmare? So that’s what all this commotion is about?
Jonathan: Lois.
Lois: [To Clark] You know, if it makes you feel any better, I have them all the time. I had this one last week. Really scary. [She takes a pitcher out of the fridge] This, uh, guy wearing a red cape.
Clark: [Unimpressed] Oh, that sounds horrible, Lois.

Opinion by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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Chloe: Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he’s having a hard time—
Lois: Again?
Clark: What do you mean again?
Lois: Well, at least this time you got clothes on.

Lois: Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I’m getting to be a pro at this. [To Clark] But you know what? You’re gonna have to put up with PB and J because that’s the extent of my culinary skills.

Lois: Looks like one more thing you don’t remember. You usually hide all those emotions. I came to ask if you were doing okay. But it looks like I got my answer.
Clark: My life is a complete void. How would you feel?
Lois: Oh, pity party. These are fun.
Clark: Look, Chloe’s very protective of me. I guess there’s a lot of people that I can’t trust.
Lois: And you can’t tell who they are. Look, you may not remember all the players on the board, but you can still play the game.
Clark: Are you gonna tell me how I’m supposed to do that?
Lois: Trust your gut. Like, what’s it say about me?
Opinion by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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Martha: [To Clark] So, this is your little secret. You’re taking her to the Prom, aren’t you?
Clark: [He snorts] Lois?
Lois: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
Martha: So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Clark: [Embarrassed] Mom!
Lois: I don’t mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but, uh, did you crack open the cooking sherry?
Martha: Of course not! I’m just super-pumped about Prom.

Lois: [Smiling] How do I look?
Clark: [Unsure] Looks like you’re going to the Prom.
Lois: I am. [She comes down the stairs] And you’re taking me! I’m not going to let you sit around moping all night while your parents go out and do the electric boogaloo all night. It’s gonna be fun.
Clark: [Shaking his head] No, I’m not going.
Lois: Massive re-strategy. You’re going to your senior Prom whether you like it or not. End of discussion. Put on your tux.
Opinion by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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Clark: Lois, what’s going on?
Lois: What do you mean?
Clark: You made us breakfast, you’re offering to do chores. You want something.
Lois: No. It’s called being nice.
Clark: Yeah, well, if you were any nicer, we’d starve.

Lois: Um… meet my sister Lucy. She was kind of hoping she could crash here for a couple days.
Lucy: I know it’s last minute, but I had this school break, and I’m willing to sleep in the barn.
Clark: No, that’s okay. Lois can sleep in the barn.

Clark: So, Lucy, Lois has told us absolutely nothing about you.
Lucy: Well there’s not much to tell.
Lois: Oh, please. Let me gloat. She is getting straight A’s at one of the most prestigious prep schools in Europe, she is fluent in three languages, and she is fending off Ivy League colleges with a stick.
Clark: [To Lucy] Wow, that’s impressive. What happened to Lois?
Lois: [To Lucy] You’re gonna find that Clark’s charm is an acquired taste, much like his sense of fashion.
Opinion by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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Lois: Actually, I kind of… hit him.
Clark: You hit him? With your car?
Lois: [Sarcastic] No, with my fist.

Chloe: She’s bringing home strays now, huh? [Chloe gets back to her feet] How is the new tenant?
Clark: Lois? Well, she, uh, re-recorded our answering machine, uses all the hot water, oh, and she took over my bedroom. She’s doing great.

Clark: Just playing with Skippy here.
Lois: We’re not gonna call him Skippy.
Clark: Okay, Lois, what would you like to call him?
Lois: Let’s see. He’s annoying, and I can’t seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick… I think we should call him Clarkie. [To Einstein] Come here, Clarkie! Come here, boy!

Clark: We found this dog.
Lois: Actually, uh, I found him. Well, hit him actually. [Zack looks at Einstein, concerned] Not hard. We call him Clarkie.
Clark: [Annoyed] We don’t call him Clarkie.
Lois: Is it the “ie” part you don’t like? Because we could always just make it Clark. But then that would get really confusing, and hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be Skipper.
Opinion by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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Clark: You were drinking, right?
Lois: Those days are over. No more alcohol. And that includes cough syrup and rum cakes.

Clark: Lois, what are you doing here?
Lois: I could ask you the same question, but it seems fairly obvious, hef.

Clark: [To Geoff] I’m sorry. She’s under a lot of stress lately.
Lois: No. Stress is when you’re stuck in traffic or you have a midterm for a class you’ve never been to. I’m out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.

Geoff: I can’t tell you how to pick your friends, Clark, but that chick seems like trouble.
Clark: I’m starting to figure that out.

Clark: Lois! Lois! Lois. [Holding her close to him] Lois, can you hear me? Lois?
Lois: [Faintly] Clark.
Clark: It’s okay. You’re gonna be okay.

Lois: Knock, knock. [Clark turns around] You should think about putting up a door or something. I don’t know, maybe it’s a city thing, but where I come from, we like to have a little privacy.
Opinion by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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#4.08 Spell

Clark: Hey, Lois. What are you doing here? Why aren’t you at school?
Lois: We’re having a surprise party for Chloe’s 18th birthday in your barn, remember?
Clark: No. I remember telling you you couldn’t have it here.
Lois: [Handing the box to Clark] Too late now. Everyone’s already been invited, and you really don’t want it getting back to Chloe that you rained on her shindig. That would hurt her feelings.
Clark: [Incredulous] What?
Lois: Then I’d have to hurt you.
Clark: Listen, Lois, I don’t want–
Lois: Can you give me a hand with these? I have to get the wheels back to my dad before he notices them missing.
Clark: Lois, we can’t do this tonight. The guy from Princeton’s coming to meet me. Besides, my parents are out of town.
Lois: Relax, Smallville. It’s just gonna be a couple of people standing around singing Happy Birthday. It’s not gonna be Sodom and Gomorrah. Mr. Ivy League won’t even know we’re here. Trust me.
Opinion by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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Clark: That wouldn’t be the reason. Thanks, I don’t really consider myself a geek.
Lois: So… what do you see yourself as?
Clark: I don’t know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: [She laughs.] That’s a recipe for wedgies if I’ve ever heard one.

Sam: Not to worry, though. I’m sure that Clark will be happy to show you around.
Clark & Lois: [Worried.] Around where?
Sam: Bright and early tomorrow morning. [He turns back to them.] You start Smallville High.

Clark: Hey, hey! The last time I checked, you were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
Lois: [Smug.] So you have been checking me out.

Clark: Come on, Lois! Didn’t those guys on the base teach you anything?
Lois: Wouldn’t you like to know? Doesn’t matter ’cause you are going down.
Clark: That’ll be the day.

Episode: Devoted

Clark: You know… [Lois stops walking.] If you spent as much time studying as you did trying to leave, you’d be in college already.
Opinion by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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Lois: Okay, Commando, I don’t get you. Half the time, you’re all meek “Yes, Ma” and “Yes, Pa”, and the other half, you are the most overconfident guy I’ve ever met.
Clark: It doesn’t happen to you much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
Lois: Oh, get over yourself. You are not that complicated.

Lois: Nothing like a little North by Northwest action to get the blood pumping, huh?
Clark: [Embarrassed.] Um… we usually take turns in the bathroom.
Lois: Oh, don’t start with me, Smallville. You’re the one taking the marathon shower. [Pulling a brush through her hair.] Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren’t offended the first time I got a glimpse of, uh, Clark Junior.

Lois: I don’t understand what the big deal is here. We just took a shower.
Clark: [Emphasizing the plural.] Showers. We took separate showers.

Lois: Your non-verbals are killing me, and this seems like it’s a family matter, so… I’m just gonna get out of the way.
Article by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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Lois: You’ve just been hit by lightning, you’re stark naked, and, uh, you don’t even remember your own name. You have a fairly loose definition of “fine.”

Lois: [Still holding onto Clark's arm, she walks him down the hall.] Do you know how many people are struck by lightning every year? Hardly any. You know how many survive? Even less. And the number who get picked up by lost drivers? Zero. So far, you’re three for three, so how about a little less complaining and a little more forward motion.

Clark: You talk a lot.
Lois: Well, I’m just not very comfortable with uncomfortable silence, and you’re not exactly keeping up with your end of the conversation.

Lois: [To Martha.] Don’t take it personally. He doesn’t even remember his own name. [Lois shakes Martha's hand.] Lois Lane. I found him lying in a field near Route 31.
Martha: Thank you for helping him.
Lois: I guess I’m a sucker for stray dogs and naked guys. Okay, that didn’t come out right. It’s been a long night, and I am nicotine deprived.
Fan fiction by chels125843 posted over a year ago
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so i wrote it and i thought i might as well post it here too since i posted the others, why the hell not right? ;) anyways we know i love feedback, even though i dont get any lmao! hope you like it ! :D

Chapter 4: Truth Be Told

2 months later.

It was one of the Planet’s busiest work days and the bullpen was full of people rushing to finish their reports before the deadline, everyone that is, but Clark. He sat at his desk moving back and forth with his chair as he watched Lois deeply focused with her work. The concept of deadlines and reports meant nothing to him as he was sitting across from her. The sun shined bright on her chocolate curls making him want to run his fingers through her hair. The way the sun reflected on her perfect features made her even more irresistible! He was so infatuated by her that he couldn’t help but sit there smiling. He thought about the last two months and how perfect they’d been. Working with her everyday, spending every waking hour by her side, there was no better feeling in the world. Feeling his stare, she looked up and met his gaze. Every time she saw those puppy-dog eyes staring...
Fan fiction by chels125843 posted over a year ago
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wow if you've read up to here I'd like to say THANK YOU! :) hehe it means a lot to me! this is the longest chapter so far I know its still not that long but whatever thats how I roll ;) BUT I think it might just be the best...but how would I know? ;) and I feel the need to remind you all that FEEDBACK = LOVE AND A VERY HAPPY CHELSEA! :D<33 if you want more, comment!!

Chapter 3: Make a Wish

Clark was lying on the couch taking a quick nap when his phone rang. He checked the caller ID and it read "Chloe".
"Clark how many times do I have to call to remind you!?" Her voice sounding irritated on the other line.
"I’m sorry Chloe I had fallen asleep and completely lost track of time!" he replied even though he was a bit upset he got awoken from his dream....about Lois. But he couldn’t admit it to her, no, not yet. He could barely even admit to himself that he was dreaming about her...and loved every second. "What did you need me to do?"
Fan fiction by chels125843 posted over a year ago
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The second chapter! thank you for actually reading this hah I know there are SUCH amazing fics out there but I thought I would just have fun and give it a shot, and once again feedback = LOVE! :D<33

Chapter 2: Post-Seduction Heartbreak

By the time she got back to the Talon it was well past 11 so she assumed her cousin would be fast asleep. She didn’t want to have to face her after all that’s gone on today; after all she does have a way of finding things out so she didn’t want to risk it. She quietly opened the door and crept into the apartment. To her dismay her cousin was sitting on the couch, still awake, watching TV.

“Hey Chlo.” She said softly

“Lois!” She replied seeming happy she was finally home. Once she got a glimpse of the outfit her big cuz was wearing she questioned where she had been dressed like that. “Do you have a new night job I don’t know about? It would definitely explain why your home so late!” She teased.
Fan fiction by chels125843 posted over a year ago
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My first ever clois fic and this is an AU taking place after season 8's episode "Bride". I would REALLY like some feedback!! thanks!! :)<3

Chapter 1: The Lois Factor

She crawled into bed as tears rolled down her cheeks. She just lay there choking back sobs; feeling paralyzed as memories of that day came rushing back to her with a whirlwind of heartbreak. Her cover had been blown, she could no longer pretend she didn’t have feelings for the dorky farm boy when all she wanted to do was run her hands through his thick dark hair and kiss him. Her hands gripped her blanket tight as she thought back on Lana’s timing. “Of course SHE walks in at the exact moment that would be best for her!” she huffed under her breath. Her sadness quickly turned to outrage as she remembered Lana ruining the perfect moment between her and Clark. The moment that could have changed their relationship forever. She never really liked Lana, and she sure as hell didn’t like how Clark turned to putty when he was around her. Something had to change, she wasn’t sure what but she knew she had to do something, anything, to get Clark back. “I’m not...
List by xxxxsammyxxxx posted over a year ago
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1. B/c she went to Smallville to look for him (Crusade)
2. B/c she had a hard time just looking at his face (Crusade)
3. B/c she has a soft spot for stray dogs and naked guys (Crusade)
4. B/c "give [her] a nerd with glasses anyday" (Crusade)
5. B/c she's not alone anymore (Crusade)
6. B/c he invited her to stay on the farm with him (Crusade)
7. B/c he only remember her and flying (Crusade)
8. B/c she thinks his mom's cool (Crusade)
9. B/c she calls him Smallville
10. B/c he was impressed by her kung fu fighting skills (Gone)
11. B/c he checked out her legs (Gone)
12. B/c they just shower together (Gone)
13. B/c she finishes his thoughts (Gone)
14. B/c they found Chloe together (Gone)
15. B/c "the best ones always start that way"
16. B/c he does check her out (Facade)
17. B/c they saved each other (Facade)
18. B/c she wanted to see him in a wet t-shirt (Facade)
19. B/c she ruffled his hair (Facade)
Opinion by Crazy-Chica posted over a year ago
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Heyy Smallville fans! Im would like to tell you all why Clois is the best couple. Im sorry if this soapbox article offends some people but
Chlark and Clana, are not meant to be, and yes I DO have proof.

Clana kept on breaking up and it was mostly
Clarks fault, for not telling Lana his secret. So basically they are NOT meant to be cuz he couldnt trust her with his secret. It was just 7th season when he told her. So even though he didnt tell Lois yet they are totally meant to be.

Chloe and Clark arent meant to be either. They are ONLY FRIENDS!! Sorry but that is ALL they will EVER be!

Clois has had many moments where it shows that they are meant to be together.

Thanks for reading!
Clois forever! <333