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The vicar had been speaking for what felt like a full hour. Tommy was half asleep, along with Abigail’s 7-year-old niece, AJ (Short for Abigail Junior. She also has a sister called CJ-Short for Cree Junior) the service was almost over. Hoagie and Abby both said their wedding vows. Hoagie went first. He said:
“Abigail, ever since I first laid my eyes on you, when I was placed in your sector when we were in the Kids Next Door, I immediately knew that you would be the one for me. I will admit that I was trying to keep it a secret from you, but now I can honestly say I LOVE YOU!”
It was then Abby’s turn. She shed a slight tear as she began to say her wedding vows.
“Hoagie, I may not have said it when we were in the Kids Next Door, but now I am confident enough to say that you are the one who completes me and makes my life complete and I love you!”
Once they had shared their vows, they then exchanged wedding rings.
“Now Hoagie, repeat after me,” the vicar began. “Abigail, take this ring as a symbol of our marriage.”
“Abigail, take this ring as a symbol of our marriage!” Hoagie repeated, as he placed a diamond encrusted ring on Abby’s left ring finger. It was now Abby’s turn.
“Hoagie, take this wedding band as a symbol of our marriage.” Abby placed a wide, silver band around his left ring finger. Then, the time had come…
“Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr. Do you take Miss Abigail Mary Lincoln to be your lawful wedded wife, to love and to cherish in sickness and in health, for rich or for poor?” the vicar asked.
“I DO!” Hoagie replied.
The vicar continued. “And do you, Miss Abigail Mary Lincoln, take Hoagie P. Gilligan to be your lawful wedded husband, to love and to cherish in sickness and in health, for rich or for poor?”
“I DO!” Abby replied. “In that case, in the name of the lord I now pronounce you, husband and wife! You may now kiss the bride.” The guests were clapping and cheering as Hoagie picked Abby up and kissed her. Just before they left the building, Abby threw the bouquet up high in the air, waiting for someone to catch it. Luckily enough, it was Abby and Hoagie’s old friend, Rachel T. McKenzie, who was the Soopreme Leader back when they in the Kids Next Door!
Before we can get to the story, I think you might need to know this:
If you didn't get the "Entrance to Hell is by the Hollywood sign' joke I shall explain. So, I recently read the book 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians'. And in the book, they have to go to the Underworld to talk to Hades. And of course, the entrance is next to the Hollywood sign.
I thought that was a little funny, so I included it in my story.
If you are not OK with the word 'hell', leave this story right now. Because I say it in here a bunch.
Just thought I'd get that out.
Now, to the story:
"SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO READ!"
"SHUT...
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"O.K. , so far, we've come across 3 teenagers, 6 pirates, and one rather grumpy wolvereine...... " Kuki read off a list she'd drawn up.
"We're running kinda low on G.U.M.B.O.M.B.'s. " Megan stated while peering into her basket.
How low? Kacey asked.
Only nine left. Megan answered.
They divied out the weapons, one for each person.
As numbuh 2 slid the G.U.M.B.O.M.B. into his pocket, he noticed somthing strange.
Um, guys? he asked as he looked around. Does anyone know where we are?
Everyone stopped short. The woods some how became more dark, desolate, and freaky....
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Kiki before the fight
Kiki before the fight
Megan knocked on the door of the wait room. Kiki had locked them all out.
"Kiki...? Can you open the door? Please?".
"GO AWAY!!!!" she bawled.
Megan threw her hands up in the air. "I give up. Wally, you try getting through to her."
Wally took a deep breath. "HEY! CRYBABY! YOU GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE OR SO HELP ME, I'LL-"
Kiki cried even louder.
Kacey smacked her cousin upside his head.
"Nice work, Mr. Sympathetic." she said sarcastically.
Abby sighed. "What are we gonna do? She's gotta fight in 10 minutes."
"Guess we're gonna have to forefit." Hoagie said, still clutching his stomach and holding back...
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Kuki stood at the front of the line. They were at Dairy Queen. Everyone in the line was either groaning, or cussing under their breath.
"OH! How about the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" Kuki said. She nodded at that and paid the cashier. Wally was already at their table, half asleep.
"Oh, hi Kuki." Wally said. He shoved some of his ice cream into his mouth. Then, Kacey pushed the door to Dairy Queen open. Seeing Kuki and Wally, she flipped out.
"KUKI!" Kacey screamed. Kuki was startled, and jumped back, landing on top of Wally.
"Calm down, at least she got him to talk." Abby said. Kacey pulled...
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“WALLY!”
Wally blinked. He looked around.
“Get up; Kuki’s been calling you for an hour.” It was Kacey.
“It was all a dream?!” Wally yelled.
“What was?” Kacey asked. She looked down at the Rainbow Monkey on the floor and snickered.
“Well, me and Kuki started dating and-“ Wally didn’t even finish his first sentence.
“You? And Kuki?” Kacey asked. She was laughing hysterically.
“Hey, you and David were pretending to date to get rid of Tommy!” Wally said.
“We already did that. Last year. Remember?” Kacey said. Wally was confused.
“Well, I DON’T CARE!”...
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Kacey impatiently paced the floor as she proccessed the message Numbuh 362 had just sent.
How the heck was she gonna explain this to her teammates and Sector Q?
"KACEY!!!!!!!!!!" Kuki shrieked as she ran into the room.
Kacey stuffed the mission specs behind her back.
"What's the problem now?" she asked.
"WALLY WON'T GIVE ME MY RAINBOW MONKEY BACK!!!"
"I need it for my science project!" he shouted from out of the room. "I wanna see what Rainbow Monkeys do in zero gravity!"
*facepalm*
"Wally, do your project with one of your action figures." Kacey sighed. "Now listen, Igotta tell you guys that-"
Just...
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Kiki reached for Val and Kuki reached for Mushi. Val was struggling in Kiki’s arms.
“Lemme at her!” Val yelled. “LEMME AT HER!!!!!!” Mushi stuck out her tongue, teasingly.
“KUKI!” Mushi yelled. “You’re the worst big sister EVER!” Mushi was bawling again. “Just forget about our plan, Tommy! Lemme go, Kuki! I HATE YOU!” Mushi wriggled out of Kuki’s grasp. Everyone was watching with low jaws. Mushi threw her half of a BFF Necklace on the floor and ran out of the door.
“MUSHI!” Kuki called. “MUSHI! MUSHI, COME BACK!” Kuki chased after Mushi. But Mushi was no where...
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As the darkness fell among the small S.C.A.M.P.E.R. that was hovering over the dessert on the border of Texas, Hoagie announced that they were stopping for the night. He landed the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. safely near a tree. Maddy couldn't handle sleeping in the dessert. She went berserk.
"NO!" Maddy cried. "We have to keep going!"
"Go to bed." Megan called from underneath the chairs. (She did not want any part of Hoagie tonight)
"C'mon, Maddy!" Val called from where she and Minerva were. "You can sleep with us!" Maddy trotted over to Minerva and Val. They were up all night talking. (Well, at least...
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Kacey stopped and read the sign at the beggining of the strange realm.
"Spooksylvania?"
Kiki laughed, "Kind of a cliche, isn't it?"
"Yeah. Now, keep your eyes out for any spooks in the bushes. With Little Miss 'I Vant To Suck Your Blood' not vanting to cooperate, looks like you'll have to keep us safe."
She whined, "Why can't Wally keep everyone safe?! I'm tired!"
Kacey glared at her.
"Exactly. A tired you equals certain doom for anyone who crosses your path."
The very tired Kiki rolled her eyes.
"Fine."
Kuki was happily leading the group to where her and the others got transformed. The only one who...
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Wally walked down the hall. Jay walked down the hall at the same time. They bumped into each other.
"Watch it, Beetles!" Jay said. Jay had a remote in his hand. Then, an RC Car came running through the house. It tripped Wally. "Ha! That'll teach ya to mess with Jay Smith!" Wally was fed up. He tackled Jay.
"Don't you test ME!" Wally shouted. He got Jay in a head lock. Kacey was heading to the kitchen but ended up in the middle of Jay and Wally's fight. They each had a bloody nose.
"Hey! Break it up!" Kacey yelled. Neither boy stopped. Kacey had no other choice than to tackle them both and get...
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Hoagie jumped. He had just finished the serum. And so, he jumped. When he landed on the couch he injected it into 'Bogdan'. And he returned into The Count.
Right around then, Abby, Maddy, and Megan returned. They didn't have any kids with them. And neither did Kiki, David, Christian, and Val. Val had 15 balloons and 6 Rainbow Monkeys in hand. Christian was about to burst. But, Kacey, Kuki, Minerva, and Wally returned with 20 kids.
"We got 20!" Wally shouted.
"You didn't need to." Hoagie said. "I finished the serum." Kacey growled.
"Don't vorry. You brought all of these kids for ME!" The Count...
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Everyone gasped. Except for Val. She ran towards the not-so-Count and hugged him tight.
"Hi, Daddy!" She yelled.
"Hello, sweetheart!" The Count said. Kiki watched carefully. Val's single fang disappeared.
"Um, hi." Wally said. Everyone was shivering in fear. Wally was the only one who had the nerve to talk.
"W- w- what's going on?" Maddy asked. She was now scared because everyone else was.
"The Count isn't The Count anymore." Megan told her sister.
"I'm not The Count!" The-Not-Count said. "I'm Bogdan!"
"Bogdan?" Kacey whispered.
"Yes! Bogdan!" Bogdan said.
"You idiots!" Hoagie yelled. "That...
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"YAY ASSIMILATION!"
"YAY ASSIMILATION!"
Abby came to about an hour-and-a half later. She tried to yawn and stretch but couldn't. Her legs and hands were being held down by little braces.
Wally, Kuki, Megan and Val were screaming and gnashing their teeth. Maddy, Minerva, and Hoagie were shaking. A sinister voice filled the air.
"You see, you naughty little childrens, THIS is why you're NOT supposed to enter a lab without asking. Consider this your punishment!"
Abby sighed.
"Not again...Listen, Fangface! Numbuh 5 has HAD it with you constantly-"
She stopped when she laid eyes on the face that the voice belonged to. His face was purple...
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The BB Gun's bullet made an awful noise. Especially when it entered Wally's head. Everyone gasped. Even Falken. Wally had a few seconds to reach up to his head before falling over. Falken couldn't believe he just shot someone. Falken tried to run. Christian and David grabbed him by the arms. Kacey had went into shock. She fell over too. Kuki was only a few feet away. She began to cry when she saw what her date had done. She ran to Wally's aid.
"You idiot!" Kuki yelled. "You didn't have to hurt him! What did he ever do to you?"
"He kicked me in the groin!" Falken shouted.
"Well, it's not gonna...
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Once again Wally was stuck in class. While the kids were at recess, Mrs. Wann graded the papers. Wally got a -7.
"How would I get a -7?" Wally had asked.
"Because you doodled instead of doing the work." Mrs. Wann had told him.
So, here he was sitting in his desk. Instead of doing the group activity in Writing, he was counting dots on the ceiling. Every 26 dots he would re- count a dot and then think: "Oh! Didn't I count that one already?" and would lose count, and had to start over again.
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The last bell of the day rang.
Kacey...
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With the assistance of several pushes and shoves, numbuh 2 got into place. he started to shout obscenities at Mushi and Sandy. With murder in there eyes, they rushed forward. Too bad they didn't see the trick wire stretched across there path.

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    They had both of them in hand cuffs before you could say ''Jack-Robinson''. And if you just said that, you've got ''problems''.
''I'm proud of you Kiki.'' Kacey congratulated. ''You didn't seem to mess up at all on this mission!''
''YAY!!!!'' Kiki shrieked. She started to happy dance, but got caught up in King Sandy's cape and tore it. He growled at her.
''EEK!'' She shrieked again, but in a different tone.
That was that, another mission finished by sectors V and Q. Little did they know......eh, never mind, I will let you figure it out.
Kiki opened her eyes. There was a terrible pain in her chest and back. She tried to get up. A shriek of pain came from her. She called for help multiple times. No answer. Kiki could turn her head slightly to the side. No buildings for miles. She barely could lift up her head. All of her friends were all around the same area. But they were all covered in blood. Kiki looked at herself. Blood.
"HELP! HELP, SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Kiki yelled. The pain was unbearable. "HELP!"
"SHUT UP!"
Kiki looked around. All she could see were her friends around her. There was no place to hide either. Kiki let out...
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Kiki had her ear up to the door. Wally was losing it.
"GET ME OFF THIS BOAT!!" He yelled. Megan slapped some sense into him.
"Get a hold of yourself, man!" Megan said. "You're perfectly fine!" Numbuh 4 screamed. Numbuh 2 saw this as an opportunity.
"So, when we get outta this closet, wanna grab a bite to eat?" Hoagie asked. He rose his eyebrow. Megan scooted over. As did Hoagie. "C'mon, Babe! All Numbuh 2 wants is some love....." Hoagie said all 'smooth'. Megan slapped him.
"FREAK!" she yelled running toward Kacey. Megan sighed. "Who'd you e-mail?" she asked Kacey. Kacey sighed.
"No. Signal."...
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''Numbuh Fives gonna go check it out!'' Abby announced.
Her proclamation went completely unheard over the sounds of the children's eating, and Numbuh 1000s failed attempts to calm them.
Wit a sigh, she hoisted herself of her chair and borrowed numbuh 3s T.H.U.M.P.E.R. .

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    ''Strange.'' numbuh 5 whispered. Below the broken window lay, obviously, shards of glass and pieces of wood, but weirdly, a stray piece of purple/pink cloth lay among the rubble. That cloth looked familiar. A creak sounded behind her. ''Uh-oh''...
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Everyone found their rooms and began settling in. (Luckily, they were all placed close together.) Kiki and Kuki were especially happy because they got the room with the bunk beds...that, and they got to share the room with Kacey and Wally (Considering who she has to deal with, Poor Kacey!). Megan ended up sharing a room with Abby and Hoagie (Poor Megan!). Minerva, Maddy, and Val got to have their own room; which meant they could act up as much as they wanted without getting yelled at. Kiki emerged from the bathroom in her bathing suit.
"You guys ready to go to the water park?"
Kuki and Kacey...
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