Demotivational KND posters

"That's stupid!" Wally and Lexi said simulataneously.
"But it's perfect! We just take what we need or the last periods of the day and we're home free!"
"Actually, that IS a good idea..." Abby said.
Kiki smirked.
"See? At least SOMEONE likes my ideas!"
Kacey rolled her eyes. Kiki opened her locker.
"Alright, toss whatever you don't nessicarily need in here."
Several of the kids tossed their stuff in.
"C'mon Raleigh, do you REALLY need the Goldfish?"
"YES. I'll die without it!"
"She will, too! I've seen her do it." Kacey added.
Abby did a facepalm.
Kiki looked at Val.
"What?"
"Empty the pockets."
"But-"
"NOW."...

Numbah12:It was a dark and stormy night until the flashlight moved because someone dropped it!mua haa ha ha!
Numbah13:eeeeep!
Numbah14:Don't tell me you believe this dumb story thats not even true!
Numbah10:Omg guys I dropped my flashlight and I can't find it!
Numbah13:AAAAAAAAA!
Numbah12:told ya!
Numbah10:Why do you keep trying to scare Wushi!?!
Numbah12:Hey it's not my fault!
Numbah10:Whatever just make yourself useful and help me find my flashlight!
Numbah12:hmmph!...is this it?
*boom boom boom boom!*
Numbah10:Whats that noise!
Numbah12:I don't know!
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!*
Numbah10:It's getting closer!...

Friday was no better. Wally was forced to wear purple and/or green. He just put on one of Kacey's old jerseys. There. Viper Pride. Walking to school was the worst. Kuki wouldn't even look at him. Not that he wanted her to. Their fight last night caused everything. Now she was gonna go tell Falken. Perfect, Wally thought.
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"Wally Beetles!" Mrs. Wann called. Wally looked up from his desk.
"Huh?" He asked. The class giggled.
"Your project!" Mrs. Wann said. Your Social Studies project!" Wally stopped. PROJECT? He's dead.
"P- p- p- project?!?!?!?!"...

Drip. Drip. Groggily, Kacey woke up. Something cold and wet continued to drip on her. At first she thought her puppy, Toby, was drooling on her. But, no, he was sleeping in numbuh threes room tonight. As numbuh 7 got up from her bed to investigate, she glanced up at the ceiling. Fat droplets of water were dripping down. Stopping only for a second to change out of her PJ's, she rushed out of the room as fast as possible.
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    As a roaring storm raged outside, the children coward within. It was the morning after the...

Now, there were seven vampires. (including The Count) The Toilenator thought it was cool. He ran around saying: "I vant to suck your blood!" Kacey watched. It was dumb. Then, she headed to the Girls' bath room.
"It's safe to come out now." Kacey said. Megan and Abby came out. Maddy was over-joyed to see them.
"I sprayed this dumb vampire guy with mustard!" She told her sister. Megan pretended to like it. Then, Wally snuck up on them.
"BOO!" He said. Everyone jumped back. Wally got a laugh out of Kuki and Kiki.
"Quit messing around, Vally!" Christian said. "Ve have to make our army bigger!"...