Skrillex, PinkPanthress & Trippie Redd - Way Back

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! (SRSLY, the name change option needs to come on already.) The Garnet UMBR3ON here, with an article.

Today I'm gonna tell you my bucket list, but only the main items. It's just a bunch of things I wanna do before I die. But anywho, let's get the fuck started.

1. Learn MMA
I slowly got into MMA after religiously watching TheMontageKing MMA on YouTube. Plus I'm mainly doing this in case someone tries to rob me or something. I ain't calling the cops! I'm not learning this to enter in bouts; I'm only doing this for self-defense purposes.



2. Go To The Netherlands...

This is a story about talking boats. It is intended for children, so grab some popcorn, sit down near a fireplace with your loved ones, and enjoy the story.

In San Francisco, six speed boats were waiting together at a dock.

William: *Looking at Alcatraz*
Piña Jr: Can we get going now?
Piña: Not yet Piña Jr. We must wait for Dylan, and Casey.
G.O.O.H: I hope it doesn't take too long, otherwise I'm leaving with, or without them.
Dylan: *Arrives with Casey*
Jackson: What took you two so long?
Dylan: We had a hard time downloading our route...

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, you finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, you shouldn't be tortured by the reboot. I'm going to tell you the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

Like the real GTA, this story is rated MATURE.. If people report it DESPITE this warning.. Whatever. don't care..

SUMMARY:

This goes with my MLP series, Saten Twist adventures.. After he and Derpy somehow got involved with Trevor Phillips..

This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..

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PART 1:


Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.

Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.

"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?"...

Please select a fan fiction.

The Racer: link

Two ponies are fed up with being poor, and set out to win a series of races. If they win, all of their troubles will be over.

Applejack's Double Life: link

When bad ponies lead by Flim, and Flam threaten to take over Braeburn's farm in Appleloosa by force, there's only one pony to count on. From St. Foalis, to Ponyville, then back to Appleloosa, Applejack, and Braeburn team up to fight for what's rightfully theirs. Enjoy this classic western from 2013.

SeanTheHedgehog's...

Goeie dag, fans. The Garnet UMBR3ON is here once again! Well I'm here to tell you about the Pokémon and backstory of a new protagonist for the RP Pokémon: Aura Warriors. Her name is Yuki Ka'leo, a Polynesian-American Pokémon trainer.

Manuel: BOO! BOOOOOO!!!
Fuck off.

But anyways... let's get started, shall we?

Pokémon

Alolan Ninetales (Shiny)
Gender: Female
Ability: Snow Warning
Moves:
Aurora Veil
Blizzard
Frost Breath
Moonblast

Espeon
Gender: Female
Ability: Synchronize
Moves:
Psychic
Quick Attack
Zap Cannon
Shadow Ball

Lurantis
Gender: Female
Ability: Contrary
Moves:
Leaf Storm
Sunny Day
Weather Ball
Solar Blade...

Hello, guys! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet UMBR3ON, here! Wot's up? For me, nothing much, but I'm gonna tell you about my creation at Pie Five.

Pie Five is a pizza place where you get 7" pizza with any crust, sauce, topping, and cheese you like. Or you can get their specialties. But anyways, lemme tell you about my creation!

First off, I started off with Italian crust. It's soft and stretched out. I would do pan but I prefer Italian. If stuffed crust was another option, I woulda took that instead.

Secondly, the sauce and cheese. I used Sriracha marinara, ricotta cheese, mozzarella cheese, and parmesan...