301 Everyone
“Now feels like the beginning of something. So I’m waiting… For a signal.” – Cook
“Sweet” – Effy
“Ah, there we are. And the wolf shall lie down with the lamb.” – Cook
“The game is on, Freddie, you wanna play?”- Cook
” She’s a naughty, naughty little girl. And I don’t like to disappoint.” – Cook
“They don’t have a nurse.” – Effy
“Grab my balls.” – Cook
302 Cook
“Hey, baby” – Cook
“What, so you’re offing this party as “shit”, yeah?” – Cook
“It’s shit.” – Effy
“What is he doing now?” – Effy
“Cool party” – Effy
“Cheers.” – Cook
“How bout it then, Peachy? Looks like it’s just me and you.” – Cook
304 Pandora
“Is this a cupboard for mindless sex?” – Cook
“You don’t give a fuck about anything, do you?” – Effy
“Nope.” – Cook
“I thought Cook — Cook’s his friend.” – Effy
“Any good?” – Effy
“I don’t know what you mean.” – Pandora
“I mean he’s a sensational fuck, yeah?… We’re friends because you don’t surf and turf my men. You said that.” – Effy
“He’s not yours, Eff. He’ll never belong to anyone.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
“That’s why you don’t really want him.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
“He’s not the one you want, Eff.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
307 JJ
“Freddie she loves you, you know?… She loves you. She can’t stand it. She can’t stand the love so she fucks me instead… So I’m pissed off, yeah? She’s taking a piss and it’s hurting me cause Cook needs the love too. Cookie’s got nothing. Cookie’s always got nothing. That’s why I do her pal. That’s why I pop Panda. Panda’s popped. It’s always the same – great tits, Panda, great tits, Effy. That’s all I get cause I’m shit. I’m pure shit.” – Cook
308 Effy
“Alright, Anth? Take me to your kitchen. You’re daughter’s in for a fucking treat. Four courses. Real fancy shit. Pesto. Salmon. Salad.” – Cook
“I bought a fucking gateau. Black forest.” – Cook
“What do you want? My fucking blood? You’ve fucking taken everything else. You’ve taken fucking JJ. And now you’re nicking her off me as well… She hasn’t told you, has she? Fuck me. I’m so glad I didn’t miss this… Effy doesn’t want me anymore. Do you, princess?” – Cook
“No.” – Effy
“You coming? Nah, yeah, stay here with your friends. Look at their little faces. You’re all such wizzo chums, aren’t you? Ain’t that right, Eff? Ain’t that right, Panda? Panda’s been worried lately, Eff. Says you don’t see each other as much as you used to. That right, Panda, yeah? I said to her, ‘Cupcake, maybe if you didn’t spend as much time with my cock in your mouth…” – Cook
“Wait. It was one time right? Your party. It was only once, right? I need to sit down. – Effy
“It’s you and me, babe. It’s always gonna be you and me. It’s always you and me.” – Cook
310 Finale
“Morning slugger.” – Effy
“Ah, Eff. It’s not about the destination. It’s about the journey. ‘09 Bonnie and Clyde. Outlaw tour of Britain.” – Cook
“Aren’t you coming with me?” – Cook
“Not yet.” – Effy
“But I want you to meet him. I brought you here to meet him.” – Cook
“I will. But I think you need to meet him first. Don’t be a pussy… Be careful.” – Effy
“Let’s get out of here. Let’s just go. Now.” – Effy
“Effy, listen, there’s nowhere else to go. This is it. And it’s fucking brilliant. Come on, let’s go get fucked up.” – Cook
“Nah. I’m gonna keep her, you know? She’s mine. No cunt’s taking her away from me.” – Cook
“You’re not his dad. Not really.” – Effy
“And you’re not his girlfriend. Not really. You’re gonna fucking snap that boy’s heart in two.” – Cook Sr.
“Fuck all of yous… By the way, your prince charming made a bet on you. Said whoever wins the race gets to keep ya. Classy, eh?… No, I’m not living on my fucking knees anymore, man.” – Cook
“I had it all planned out, man. Get a boat of our own. Moor it down here. A job. Everything. But she doesn’t love me.” – Cook
“She does. I know she does.” – Freddie
“Loves you better… I can’t. Freds, I just cant. I’m sorry but I just fucking love her. I’m sorry. I fucking love her.” – Cook
“Now feels like the beginning of something. So I’m waiting… For a signal.” – Cook
“Sweet” – Effy
“Ah, there we are. And the wolf shall lie down with the lamb.” – Cook
“The game is on, Freddie, you wanna play?”- Cook
” She’s a naughty, naughty little girl. And I don’t like to disappoint.” – Cook
“They don’t have a nurse.” – Effy
“Grab my balls.” – Cook
302 Cook
“Hey, baby” – Cook
“What, so you’re offing this party as “shit”, yeah?” – Cook
“It’s shit.” – Effy
“What is he doing now?” – Effy
“Cool party” – Effy
“Cheers.” – Cook
“How bout it then, Peachy? Looks like it’s just me and you.” – Cook
304 Pandora
“Is this a cupboard for mindless sex?” – Cook
“You don’t give a fuck about anything, do you?” – Effy
“Nope.” – Cook
“I thought Cook — Cook’s his friend.” – Effy
“Any good?” – Effy
“I don’t know what you mean.” – Pandora
“I mean he’s a sensational fuck, yeah?… We’re friends because you don’t surf and turf my men. You said that.” – Effy
“He’s not yours, Eff. He’ll never belong to anyone.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
“That’s why you don’t really want him.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
“He’s not the one you want, Eff.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
307 JJ
“Freddie she loves you, you know?… She loves you. She can’t stand it. She can’t stand the love so she fucks me instead… So I’m pissed off, yeah? She’s taking a piss and it’s hurting me cause Cook needs the love too. Cookie’s got nothing. Cookie’s always got nothing. That’s why I do her pal. That’s why I pop Panda. Panda’s popped. It’s always the same – great tits, Panda, great tits, Effy. That’s all I get cause I’m shit. I’m pure shit.” – Cook
308 Effy
“Alright, Anth? Take me to your kitchen. You’re daughter’s in for a fucking treat. Four courses. Real fancy shit. Pesto. Salmon. Salad.” – Cook
“I bought a fucking gateau. Black forest.” – Cook
“What do you want? My fucking blood? You’ve fucking taken everything else. You’ve taken fucking JJ. And now you’re nicking her off me as well… She hasn’t told you, has she? Fuck me. I’m so glad I didn’t miss this… Effy doesn’t want me anymore. Do you, princess?” – Cook
“No.” – Effy
“You coming? Nah, yeah, stay here with your friends. Look at their little faces. You’re all such wizzo chums, aren’t you? Ain’t that right, Eff? Ain’t that right, Panda? Panda’s been worried lately, Eff. Says you don’t see each other as much as you used to. That right, Panda, yeah? I said to her, ‘Cupcake, maybe if you didn’t spend as much time with my cock in your mouth…” – Cook
“Wait. It was one time right? Your party. It was only once, right? I need to sit down. – Effy
“It’s you and me, babe. It’s always gonna be you and me. It’s always you and me.” – Cook
310 Finale
“Morning slugger.” – Effy
“Ah, Eff. It’s not about the destination. It’s about the journey. ‘09 Bonnie and Clyde. Outlaw tour of Britain.” – Cook
“Aren’t you coming with me?” – Cook
“Not yet.” – Effy
“But I want you to meet him. I brought you here to meet him.” – Cook
“I will. But I think you need to meet him first. Don’t be a pussy… Be careful.” – Effy
“Let’s get out of here. Let’s just go. Now.” – Effy
“Effy, listen, there’s nowhere else to go. This is it. And it’s fucking brilliant. Come on, let’s go get fucked up.” – Cook
“Nah. I’m gonna keep her, you know? She’s mine. No cunt’s taking her away from me.” – Cook
“You’re not his dad. Not really.” – Effy
“And you’re not his girlfriend. Not really. You’re gonna fucking snap that boy’s heart in two.” – Cook Sr.
“Fuck all of yous… By the way, your prince charming made a bet on you. Said whoever wins the race gets to keep ya. Classy, eh?… No, I’m not living on my fucking knees anymore, man.” – Cook
“I had it all planned out, man. Get a boat of our own. Moor it down here. A job. Everything. But she doesn’t love me.” – Cook
“She does. I know she does.” – Freddie
“Loves you better… I can’t. Freds, I just cant. I’m sorry but I just fucking love her. I’m sorry. I fucking love her.” – Cook
"He was very romantic." - KAYA
"It's good that he's an actor because he understands it all. And we can practice our lines together. He'll stay with me for a week, and we go to my family's place in Brighton. It's just amazing that we manage to make it work. It just sort of happened. We don't need to try." - KAYA
"I think my type would probably more be the Cook.
the kind of... angry, kind of thing." - KAYA
"I can understand why Effy loves Cook." - KAYA
"It would take a lot for things to be awkward between us." - JACK
"Preferably... Eh, don't know. All the boys seem to like Effy, don't they?" - JACK
"I care about him a lot." - KAYA
"I could've married him." - KAYA
"It's good that he's an actor because he understands it all. And we can practice our lines together. He'll stay with me for a week, and we go to my family's place in Brighton. It's just amazing that we manage to make it work. It just sort of happened. We don't need to try." - KAYA
"I think my type would probably more be the Cook.
the kind of... angry, kind of thing." - KAYA
"I can understand why Effy loves Cook." - KAYA
"It would take a lot for things to be awkward between us." - JACK
"Preferably... Eh, don't know. All the boys seem to like Effy, don't they?" - JACK
"I care about him a lot." - KAYA
"I could've married him." - KAYA