Jeff

*two days later*

LJ {singing}: don't worry!

Lucius {singing}: be happy!

Slender: SHUT UP! why are you guys so annoying!

Lucius: well the thing is I am extremely drunk... so blame the vodka for me being annoying

LJ: no one blames my vodka!

*ring ring*

Slender: *pulls out phone* hello?

BEN: Slender! I am being captive in gods mouth by RED and Observer! I have very little time to speak with you now! you need to com- wait... is that Jane? holy shi*, she killed RED! oh wait... Observer took her down... umm I think she still is alive. uhhh-

Observer: hey! what are you doing with that phone!?

BEN: gotta go! *hangs up*

Lucius: who was it?

Slender: BEN... he is captive in gods mouth, and it looks like cRYPT is having a war with Zalgo

Lucius: ok then, who do we save first?

Slender: BEN will be fine in gods mouth. we have to get Toby and Splendor... who knows what cRYPT will do to them

Onna: am I beautiful?

Victim: yes?

Onna: am I now? *takes off mouth cover*

Victim: no?

*screaming*

Onna: a very honest man...

Henry: I see that you are still trying to find "the one"

Onna: many men say I'm not beautiful... do you think I'm not beautiful?

Henry: is that a trick question?

Onna: *humph* why are you here?

Henry: we would like you to rejoin...

Onna: why do you want me to rejoin?

Henry: they broke the treaty

Onna: do you have tickets out of Japan?

Henry: yes mam

Onna: I'll get my scarf...

Henry: welcome back

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