Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As you have probably guessed, I am writing to you concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.
Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.
Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the books as a whole. Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 or so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then you throw in three...
Is it just me or is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. Next she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack you rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes you guys heard me cul-llen-ism. Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'
1.thou shalt wear gold contact lenses-even to sleep! 2. thou shalt only drink cherryade or cranberry juice (bassically its gotta be red) 3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when you are screaming it at his...
It's called "Daughter of Darkness" by V.C. Andrews.
This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 year old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.
Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused by their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation or abuse. You have to read between the...
Stephen King finally addresses the fan reaction to his unkind words about Stephenie Meyer, author of the Twilight series.
NOTE: This video is meant for entertainment purposes, and may not represent Mr. King's actual views. *I love Sarcasm! :D*
We have a discussion on the forums here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.
We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
I don't know about you, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell my name wrong.
On Fanpop, I've gotten ranrea, renre, renray, ranraa, and many others. In real life, I've gotten Reagan, Regon, Regen, Reagen.... and people are always misspelling my last name (I'm not displaying that here.)
One thing I've noticed on Fanpop (and many other fansites, as well) is that people often fail to spell Stephenie Meyer's name right. That's right: StephEnie, with an E right there. Not an 'a'. An 'e'.
Some people have completely butchered Meyer's name. Stephanie,...