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Woman Married To Fat, Emotionally Distant Vampire Escapes Into 'Twilight' Novels

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Sara Pastor can't even remember the last time her husband battled a wolf for her affection.

Bwahahaha! *dies laughing*
posted over a year ago.
 
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Mrs-Grint said:
This was just... words cannot describe... *joins Plenilunio dying*
posted over a year ago.
 
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Whaa- ... Oh, never mind...
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Yeah, cute, cute...

"I've been around 800 years, and I think I know a thing or two about the real world."
posted over a year ago.