Chapter 1
Percy
Skydiving is a great idea!
WithOUT a parachute.

Okay, so skydiving from the Astronomy Tower is a fun thing to do, it really is! But I don’t recommend it if you didn’t plan further ahead than ‘jump!’ and improvise on the way down. But you should really know what happened in between first.
Me, Nico di Angelo, and Thalia Grace were headed up to the six hundredth floor of the Empire state building to check up on Annabeth’s progress on the New Olympus. Yeah, Olympus is hanging above the Empire State building, go figure. She was the official architect and we wanted to visit. Thalia was off duty as hunting season for the Hunters of Artemis was over. Sure, they could always visit some foreign land where hunting season has begun, but that would be beyond the land of the gods. So the Hunters were cavorting in some forest where Artemis had enchanted immortal deer to hunt while they wait out the seasons. With nothing major to hunt, Thalia joined us to meet up with Annabeth. Nico was here, simply because he wanted to check up Olympus. He said it was for his own reasons, but I had a hunch that Hades was currently remodelling his own Olympus in the Underworld to match this one, which was heading towards ‘Far superior to the last’ and needed Nico to take some notes for him. So with all children of the Big Three Olympians headed to the Empire State building you can imagine how much monster attention we attracted, nothing we couldn’t handle, though, the Empire state building will need to put out all the fires in their lobby and repair the blasted wall that scared the clerk out of his mind. Oh, and New York will need a replacement State of Liberty after I accidently activated it (Daedalus’s automatons)
The horrible typical elevator music finally stopped, and being slightly claustrophobic, I practically barrelled out, into mid air.
‘Ahh!’
I started to fall out and Nico desperately grabbed onto me, as Thalia grabbed onto him.
‘Don’t fall Kelp Head!’
‘Pull me back!’

([] is the elevator)
[Thalia+Nico]: D:
Percy: XO

As I dangled from the elevator, I could see that from the mortals point of view if they could see through the mist, there would appear to be a golden random rectangle hanging six hundred floors above a medieval castle with three hovering teenagers inside.
Then the thundering started.
‘Oh Zeus, please don’t electrocute us now!’ Nico whimpered and the altitude caused him to become dizzy.
‘Nico! Don’t fall out too!’
Too late, he was coughing up the cookies I gave him earlier as I grabbed onto him when he fell, so that Thalia had to ram her legs pinned to the rail of the elevator to stop herself toppling out due to our weights combined hanging out the square to space.

[Thalia]: DX
Percy : :[
Nico: :S

Unfortunately, as she began to slowly slide towards the edge of the floor of the elevator, she caught a glimpse of the ground far far below. She paled and snapped her eyes shut tight.
‘It’s okay Thals, just don’t look down,’ I tried to be reassuring and not terrified as I hung six hundred floors from my death.
‘Just take very sturdy, steady steps back from the edge of the elevator, and-‘
‘PULL ME UP BEFORE YOUR FATHER (CENSORED) US ALL!!!’
Thanks Nico, so much for sounding calm and reassuring.
Thalia was caught off guard by Nico’s screams and took a long peer at the ground below.
‘O-oh-ohhhh that’s a long way d-down!’
I saw her legs go slack from fear.
‘THALIA NO!’
She plummeted, face first out the elevator, that closed with a ‘ding’ as its passengers ‘disembarked’, leaving no trace it had ever been there.
We were falling six hundred floors to a green pasture flashing past windows in a fourteen story tower so fast if you stared at them you’d pull a Nico, meaning you’d barf up your cookies. The tower was the tallest of the spires and other turrets of a ... castle?
‘Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!’
‘AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!’
‘GEEEERONIMOOOOOOOO!’
Guess who said that.
We were screaming ourselves silly, I always wondered what it would be like for Zeus to blast me out of the sky. I guess I was finding out now, even if Zeus wasn’t directly responsible. But you know what? This thought didn’t cross my mind, neither did ‘I’m going to Hades the hard way!’ All I really thought of was AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh­hhh­hhh­!!!­!!!­!!
‘Grab my arm!’
A scrap of what Nico was yelling at me and Thalia burst through my panic stricken thoughts
‘Huh?!’
‘Grab my arm, and hold on tight!’
‘You want me to hold your hand in a time like this?’
‘Trust me!’
Thalia was not catching any of this through her own screaming, and closed eyelids so I grabbed her flailing duck arm and snatched at Nico’s.
‘Okay Percy, I’m going to shadow travel into our own shadows right before we hit the ground!’
My eyes must have been dinner plate wide as I realised what he was going to do.
‘Are you crazy? We’ll get flattened!’
‘Well it’s either we could get turned into demigod pancakes, or we will get flattened into pancakes.’
‘Just don’t leave us behind!’
‘Do I have to? I could deal with less chatter and generally Seaweed Brains in my life ...’
‘Nico!’
‘Joking.’
‘When we’re falling to our deaths?! Is this the time?’
‘Hmm, I guess not, don’t let go!’
We were plummeting past the last seven floors ... six ... five ... four ... three ... two ... I couldn’t bear to look. I twisted away at the last second and shut my eyes, the sound of the wind whipping at my Camp Half Blood clothes seemed to fade and quieten, a loud ‘NOW!’ and I prepared for impact. I felt nothing, I opened my eyes and saw only darkness and I wondered if I even opened my eyes at all.
Am I dead? I wondered. Touch returned to my senses and I felt Thalia scrabbling for a better hold on my fingers which I realised had begun to slacken, I gripped them both tight as we burst out of the shadows of a willow tree, stumbling onto the shores of a nearby lake.
‘Di immortales Percy! Hold my arm tight but don’t try to rip it off!’ Nico yelled as he flopped on the grass.
‘KELP HEAD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO LEAVE ME BEHIND!’
‘Guys, guys, we’re alive!’
The realisation ended all arguments as we burst out laughing, giggling, cackling, chuckling, and generally being relieved, adrenaline high demigod idiots.
‘Are you quite done?’

Grab a name first, and you get to say ONE sentance, you want to say in a future chapter.

Example:

example list
Kelsie
Josh
Calwin

Kelsie -> Harry - Day after he was chosen from the GoF on his way to Charms class
You cheat Potter.

You CAN address several other people like Harry + Ron + Hermione. Or maybe you'll be an oddball and stand up in the great hall during breakfast and do:

Calwin -> Everybody - breakfast in the Great Hall
I LIKEZ FLUFFY TACOS!!!!

Warning, if you do the above in Snapes class I will give you detention because I will control your character, mwahahaha.
Oh, and, choose your own last name.
So the example should be: Calwin Oddson -> Everybody ... etc

And if I'm feeling unimaginative, I'll accept suggestions for both the story, and my list of 4 names, because I realise my names will probably suck.

Monique
Derick
Elnaz
Fredrick

... Those don't sound British to me ... I DEFINITELY will accept suggestions for the next names of random students at Hogwarts!

FLUFFY TACOZ!!!:D
Haha my virus spread here:P
Edwin -> Monique -> um, I dunno, Great Hall? I've never read HP sooo..... -> idk, FLUFFY TACOZ!!:D
Hey, it's confuzzling :D. And I haven't read HP so yeah.....
Post soon!!!!:D

can anyone read my forum im writing the 1st chappie now the link is: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/crossovers//fo­rum­/po­st/­175­3..­.ve­r
so please comment after i write first chapter

O_O universal is confuzzeled at Zelda O_O
meh, idk. lol.

whatever, POST SOON!
TOTALLY BRITISH NAME: JOE THE HIPPO
LOLZ!
AND SPARKLY TACOS BEAT FLUFFY ONES!! MUAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

heres all the names i could think of!

GIRLS

cammy
erin
julia
jalissa
avery
alexandra
amy
ally
lilly
heven
emma
emily
sammy
sharran
allisa
caroline
katie
smatha

BOYS

ryan
eric
rowan
scott
matt
gavin
cotten eye joe! (just kidding! joe)
jacob
anthony
logan

thats all i could think of at the moment. please post again soon!

Okay, I'll try clarify

Name of character -> Name of character(s) you are addressing - Time and place.

Does that help?

And WOW Rock4ever, that is a TON of names!
I'll try post ASAP when I finish my HW, which MIGHT be a while, as I have an important eessy to hand in of Monday, so unless I finish it 2morro I will not be posting on wkend, and I have a few math tests coming up soon :S *feels like Nico*

Hope I clarified.

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^ THE CHEESE EMOTE IS BACK! :O LOL
and im still confused...lol xD haha. sorry zelda, im always confused. llooll. xD
IS IT A TWILIGHT *BARF* ESSAY? O_O id die. D:
lolll post soon! :D

^ Oh thank Zeus it's not XD but it IS a movie essay and I wish I was in the other English class because apparently their teacher said: You can do Twilight if you want to torture me.
XDDDDD

I'll try clarify later, after I finish ,my essay, and (now) assignment so I can post on weekend.

-Ciao-

Meh is still confused too.......:D
Lolz post soon!!!:D

Post soon lol you guys are funny

Post soon! 1 name. girf. Annamarie.pretty huh? <3

Really good chapter!... Um... I think I kinda get what you're saying.
Hannah (AKA- The best name ever!... What? Psh... That's not my name... PSh... What are you talking about... Psh... :P) -> Harry -> Snape's Class :p! -> You're cape is sooo last century.
Oh Shnap :P... I went there!

Chapter 2
Thalia
We Learn of the Magical Army

We spun around, there, sitting in front of us with a picnic blanket under her, was a lady in some bathrobe with stark purple hair. I mean what is her problem? Did her hair dye meet Joe the purple Hippo or something? And her bathrobe wasn’t very complimentary either. Okay, maybe it was a bit more formal that the grimy pink fluffy bathrobe my mother was sometimes caught in after she binged. In fact, they looked fancy and kind of neat, if they weren’t from the last four centuries.

‘And who are you?’ I snapped right back at her, regaining my composure after the hysterics some fifteen minutes ago.
‘Dear, it is rather rude to answer a question with a question.’
‘And it’s rude to not answer the question posed.’ I folded my arms, trying to NOT sound like Annabeth around a very obnoxious person.
‘Well, seeing as your actions have quite spoken for themselves, and you are done, I suppose it is proper for me to answer your question posed, I am Hecate and I am the goddess of Magic.’(Cliched choice I know, but the other scenario I had planned wasn't inspiring me)
‘And is there a reason you’re dressed for a sixteenth century shindig?’ (Yeah, I can’t believe I used that word either.)
‘Why haven’t you guessed? I’m giving you a quest of course! A quest!’
‘Um, why couldn’t you have issued the quest on Olympus my Lady?’ asked Percy
Hecate seemed to darken a little
‘Well, during the um, Titan war, you remember don’t you?’
You could probably hear my eyes rolling in their sockets. And ew, that just sounded so gross.
‘Of course Hecate, who could forget? The war in which you chose to follow Kronos over us?’
Percy was elbowing Nico.
‘Don’t hold grudges remember? She is forgiven’
I didn’t get what Kelp Head was on about, the grudges, but I certainly still felt a sting when a turned god addressed Artemis on our Hunts, even if they are ‘forgiven’.
‘Yes di Angelo, that one. Kronos, being the Lord of Time, had another plot, sending me almost a thousand years into the past.’
‘So that’s where you got your fashion sense from.’ I muttered.
Hecate ignored me and continued ‘I was sent to medieval England, where I became known as Morgana for a while.’
The name sounded familiar, but our history fanatic Annabeth wasn’t here to clarify what this meant, though I’d be sure to ask her afterwards.
‘I gave a man named Emrys his power, his pseudonym is his more popular name, but that’s not important’
My brain stopped working halfway through the word Suda-something but filed away the information that she deemed as unimportant as my ADHD kicked in and I started imagining her hair doing random stuff like separating into eight plaits and swishing around like an upside down purple octopus on her head. Wait, that wasn’t my imagination, it was actually happening!
Confused expressions flitted through our faces, and I made a face as I realised I was starting to make weird ocean references and sounding like a Seaweed Brain, yuck!
‘The point is, when I gave him access to magic, the blessing I gave him was Kronos idea, to raise an army of magicians in England, beyond Zeus’ power and sight behind his back, and prepare them for the fight in the future when they spawned enough wizarding mites to be the main type of soldier our army. However, when Kronos lost, I withdrew my blessing, but it was ... slightly unstable, and began to spread. I hoped the wizard population would die out and when it didn't, I hoped it would go unnoticed in history, which it has! You demigods haven’t heard a word! But this has to change, away from Zeus’ ears. The wizarding world I founded has a few ... problems. They seemed to disappear thirteen years ago, but recently, terror has struck a wizarding world event called the Quidditch World Cup, and I fear the worst for the little world I have become quite fond of. A man from this world has gained much evil power by wizard standards, if Zeus find out, he’d bust his nut! He’d exterminate the wizarding population as best he could, and the survivors would hate us, as if Zeus didn’t have enough enemies already! And the wizards did nothing wrong, they only existed after Kronos’ influence was withdrawn from them. So I ask you now to help me preserve my little world, and the key to that, is to protect the Boy Who Lived.’
Silence followed her little speech. During my fits of ADHD, secretly playing pea knuckle with Seaweed Brain and Nico behind our backs, I wondered how many times she said the word ‘wizard’ in that little speech of hers, but I wouldn’t know, as she just fried my brain.
She seemed to get this when she saw the boys blank looks and sighed dramatically.
‘So, you helped found an army of wizards for Kronos, but they turned out to be harmless except for this one fellow until thirteen years ago, and now you’re worried about your little world becoming endangered and want us to do something about it without Zeus finding out by protecting some scrawny kid.’ Nico summarised.
‘Yes!’
‘Then why didn’t you just spit it out?’ asked our resident Seaweed Brain.
‘The point is, will you help me?’
‘Sure Hecate, I mean it is our job as demigods to help shape the world of mortals where the gods cannot interfere, and now you owe me two, and Nico and Thalia one. Once for giving you a throne, twice for doing this favour for you and not telling Zeus. I swear it on the Styx that I will not tell head or tails of this to Zeus, because I agree that he is a butthead.’ Thunder rumbled after Kelp Head’s little proclamation. Who knew he had a brain?
‘I also swear, except for the butthead part Kelp Head, you’re one to talk’ I muttered.
‘I swear,’ followed Nico
Whoever owned this nice green lawn and castle behind us must be wondering why it was thundering so much on such a lovely day.
‘So now that that’s over with, where are we Hecate? This doesn’t look like the grey skies of England’ Kelp for Brains asked the question we all wanted the answer to.
‘Why, we’re on the outskirts of Scotland on the front lawn of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,’ Hecate proclaimed brightly.

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Okay, here's the form (please let the form be self explanitory Zeus!)

Name of your character -> (to) Who you are addressing -> Time and place you are addressing them
:What you want to say

Example from above.
Hannah ->(to) Snape (not Harry I'm guessing, as Harry doesn't wear a cape, but I've done two versions jsut in case) -> (in) Snape's class
:You're cape is sooo last century!

Scene I came up with on the spot.
Nico's PoV
We had potions first thing in the morning?! Ugh, now I'll never get the stench of pickled toad out of my robes for the rest of the day. We piled into the dungeon with a bunch of Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs as me, Peryc and Annabeth went in uncertainly.
Annabeth had already met that Heri-something or rather before breakfast at the library and jumped into 'The Boy Who Lived's' spot before he could sit down and eagerly started chatting with her. Not wanting to interrupt their absorbed discussion, he joined a table with me, and some Gryffindor called Hannah. Percy and Annabeth grabbed deats at the back to secretly suck face with each other no doubt. Whatever they planned on doing, LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!
'Jackson, if you and Miss Chase are going to distract each other in my classroom please get a room, as the common Muggle saying goes.'
Taking this opportunity, Hannah twisted around while Snape was distracted and whispered excitedly to Harry 'Your cape is sooo last century!'
Harry looked confused. 'What are you talking about? I'm not wearing a cape, it's Snape who needs to catch up with the 21st century capes.'
I hid a grin as Hannah paled at the glowering figure behind Harry.
'Detentions I believe would be the proper punishment. And I'd like you to find a cape this century that hasn't got a childish super hero logo scrawled across it's flimsy folds. But if you have such expertise on this subject Potter and Hannah, perhaps for your detention you'd like to sew me a cape worthy of your praise. Without wands.' His recently pointed out last century cape billowed as he stalked away and I hid badly under a cough "Child labor!"

Other version
Nico's PoV
We had potions first thing in the morning?! Ugh, now I'll never get the stench of pickled toad out of my robes for the rest of the day. We piled into the dungeon with a bunch of Gryffindors and Slytherins as me, Peryc and Annabeth went in uncertainly.
Annabeth had already met that Heri-something or rather before breakfast at the library and jumped into 'The Boy Who Lived's' spot before he could sit down and eagerly started chatting with her. Not wanting to interrupt their absorbed discussion, he joined a table with me, and some Gryffindor called Hannah. Percy and Annabeth grabbed deats at the back to secretly suck face with each other no doubt. Whatever they planned on doing, LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!
'Jackson, if you and Miss Chase are going to distract each other in my classroom please get a room, as the common Muggle saying goes.'
'Hey Snape!' Hannah called.
'Your cape is sooo last century!'
Sanoes lips curled in a snarl as the room erupted in laughter.
'Detention, Miss?'
'Oil-nosed-Greased-Hair-Depressio, which is not an expresso!'
Hannah proclaimed proudly as the room went into hysterics.
'Well, Hannah, you'll find you'll have a month's detention of fixing the stitching in my wardrobe and writing my a four scroll essay educating me on, 'this century'swizarding fashion wear'
As Snape's recently pointed out Last century's cape billowed away whe nhe stalked out of ear distance, Hannah hissed into my ear 'But I don't wanna stitch up Snape's underwear!'

FYI, Epic ROFLcopter at that one.

These are improvised scenes and will probably will be changed when I actually check the book.
Hope you had a laugh out of those ones!





SPRING BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK FINALLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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that is so good! yay u have spring break now^ u can post more no pressure but I'm sure ur fans and i would like u to do so. so POST

Haha :D. Love it :)! I'm so bad :P.
Great chapter :D. Thanks for doing my forum thing :D.

POST!

Post please

LOL ZELDA XD

OMG! Joe the hippo is everywhere! :O LOL

the cheese emote!! :O YAY lol

UHHHH

Aiden -> Snape -> Breakfast: Who did your hair this morning? YOUR MOM!

LOL

ahahaha, i can imagine Leo (idk if he's in this) going "BURNED!"

LOL XD

post soon Zelda! im running from Leroy, and im sending joe after you! lolz xD

^Run faster Universalpowa
Jake-> Professor Mcgonagal(is that how you spell it?)-> Professor could you tell me the spell to get rid of wrinkles?
Muhuhaha I feel so evil! :D

@Nicolicious- LOL THATS EVIL XD
i am running as fast as i can. o_o
and im hiding from hollister O_O im screwed for the musical. LOL.

speaking of which, Zelda, i put the link to this on HBBS for you ;D

;_; R.I.P my oreo. D: lol

^@Universalpowa did Leroy eat your Oreo? XD
Post soon

^^ Your Oreo??? Lemme guess, not Leroy, but YOU ate it.
Wahhh you have a cookie! (HBBS refence)
I'll start writing HBBS after lunch, then this forum. And the LIPER picture will be uploaded after I eat ma lunch.
Then my chocolate for Easter.

-Zelda will be having chocolate

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@ZELDA- LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!


:~) SQUIGGLY NOSE!

On a scale of Voldemort to Snape, how big is that nose?
-Zelda

LOLOLOL
you guys should see our chats...or you do, and then think "THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!"

Well, you saw that on the talk show.... o_o
i swear to god, i thought Meef was gonna LEGIT kill me. LOL
POST SOON ZELDA! AND I LOVE YOUR LIPER PIC (i cause people to support Liper) BECAUSE LEO IS AWESOME! :D LLOLLL

Failure is a disease. ITS SPREADING!!!!! :O
Leroy ate my gummi worm. ;_; r.i.p gummi
and Calamari the Squid says hello.
Joe the Hippo is trying to get to the jellybeans
and you guys read stuff i write...that proves how messed up the world is.

Calamari the squid was given a name by our very own awesome Zelda.
:P LOLOOLOL POST SOON! :D

Facepalm, palmface lol is that random
Omg Skippy is mauling Justin Beiber and Opah! Go Skippy :0
I ate my bunny R. I. P Mr fluffles :(
I ate an egg whole and ate the foil as well :(
Is that wierd enough for you?