When it comes to episode 3x05 of The Vampire Diaries, The Reckoning, three words immediately come to mind...
PURE EPIC AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVED it!!! Loved it, loved it, LOOOOVVVEED IT!!!! Kevin and Julie weren't playing ANY games with this one!! And I enjoyed every SECOND of it!!! Right out of the GATE with the senior pranks (SQUEES!!!) to Klaus putting the WHOLE thing to a ratched STOP!!! EPIC!!! This episode was EPIC!!! :D
I LOVED Klaus!!! He's just EPIC!!! Whoever said he wasn't a good villian last season was LYING!!! He's INCREDIBLE!!! EPIC!!! :D Loved every last ONE of his scenes with his FINE self, and his SEXY British ACCENT!!! WHOO!!! TOO delicious!!! :D :D :D
I enjoyed him!!! I enjoyed the Matt/Bonnie scenes!!! LOVE their friendship!!! They're so sweet together!!! Enjoyed Rebecca!!! Somewhat...I've discovered something about her! You don't hate to love her, like with Damon...You love to HATE her!! At least I do! Can't STAND the girl!!! Gotsta GO!!! Stat! ;D
Bonnie and Klaus were EPIC!!! I'm sorry they are!!! LOVED their scene!!!!! First Klonnie scene tonight, and believe I WILL be watching it CONTINUOUSLY!!! Blame Kat for being so darn compatible and shippable!!! ;D And blame Beremy for my lack of Monnie love!! :( Sorry but the kid's absolutely ruined it for me!!! Because of Jeremy and his lifeless relationship with Bonnie, I'm SOOO over our girl being in relationships with humans!!!! Sorry! I'M OVER IT!!! If Matt becomes something, idk, maybe I could get into them!! But Beremy completely RUINED that ship for me!! :( NOT having it!
Forwood was TRES cute!!! Caroline and Tyler PERIOD were awesome in this episode!!! Altough!! I am a bit concerned! Ty seemed a little to PLEASED with being a hybrid!! Not sure that's a good thing...PLUS he's ULTRA powerful, so he just went up like TEN notches on the fatality/expendable list!!! :( NOT feeling so comfortable with this new development!! I LOVE Tyler!!! PLEASE don't kill him off!!!! Wow! Guess we'll see how that develops...
Stelena was freakin OFF THE CHARTS EPIC!!!! I don't think I've ever seen anythig like it!!! EPIC!!! Stefan/Paul Wesley, I LOVE YOU!!! YOU. ARE. EPIC!!!! ELENA WAS PISSING ME OFF!!! At the end, I must admit!! It's like she's lost her MIND!!! "Stefan's gone for good this time." Did he not just fight like H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEYSTICKS for you, you PSYCHO!!! My gosh, is she SENILE!!!! Did she forget THAT QUICK!!! Stefan's not gone, he's compelled, you LOONEY TOON!!! My GOSH someone needs to slap her in the FACE!!! PLEASE!!! But her aside, (GEEZ she does NOT deserve Stefan!!!) Stelena was EPIC AWESOMENESS!!! He fought SO hard for her!!! He loves her SOOO much!!! He's AMAZING!!!! And my GOODNESS he's so HOTT!!!! His snark at the end to Dullena was WOW!!! Can't WAIT for him next week!!
Oh and while we're on the subject of Delena...BARF BAG!!! I'm sorry!!! Does anyone have one because I'm in DESPERATE need of one!!! STUPID!!! How can you confide and cry on his shoulder about "lost Stefan" when the dude just did everything in the world to prove he'd NEVER be a lost cause!!! He LOVES you SOOOOO much!!! And you give up on him?! When he's JUST proved how STRONG he can be when it comes to you?! LUNATIC!!! So I REALLY couldn't watch her and Damon at the end!! Sorry!! It was DUMB!!! Elena was a STUPID, CRYBABY, SENILE, LUNATIC!! And I was OVER it!!! Not to mention that load of CRAP the writers had Katherine and Damon spit off, JUST to make Delena seem less contrived and SICK than Kathamon!! SORRY it's still SICK AND CONTRIVED!!! STILL IS!!! In what UNIVERSE was Damon not STUPID with Katherine?! "The Damon I knew would never do something so stupid." Um HELLO!!! YES HE WOULD!!!! The Damon YOU knew did nothing BUT stupid things!!!!...And "I wouldn't do it for you." BULLCRAP!!! You would SOOO be suicidal for Katherine!!! You've done it before, you CRAZY!!! Not to mention you spent DECADES looking for the woman!! My GOODNESS you're retarded!!! Wow writers! That was just desperate!! Sorry, Delena will NEVER be EPIC like Stelena, and they will NEVER be anything more than what Kathamon was!!! And I was actually HOPING they'd kiss at the end!! At this point, with Elena stupidly giving up on Damon and CRYING to the guy!! And with Damon being a love sick dog around her, the two DESERVE one another!! :( They honestly do!!
Well! That's about it! Episode was EPIC!!! Loved SOOO much about it!!! I even enjoyed the Damon, Katherine, Jeremy, Anna scenes!!! :D It was WONDERFUL!!! Can't WAIT till next week!!