Darren

"there's not a damn thing that i do on my own thats not for my fans or for people that have supported me. So i don't really care about my agenda, I wanna be on yours."

"please don't kill me, im nice."

"i feel like an asshole because i don't have a picture of you."

"so i have an EP out called "Human" and its very short and its very small and its very sweet. Like me."

"i don't care if you're gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur..."

"magical"

"this nifty little buckaroo"

"mosey along with our wacky adventure"

"time to call another human being... well lets hope its a human being... id be really amused...

"That which makes you different is what makes you strong. Whether you're gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur; I don't care."

Interviewer: "If you could see the world in only shade of one color, what color would you choose?"
Darren: "Pink. Cause it would be really funny. Cause really mean people wouldn't seem so mean anymore."

(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) Interviewer: "Here is Darren Criss! You may have seen him recently."
Darren: "You have? *Looks around at posters* Oh my god! There's more of me!?"

(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) "There's been a terrible mistake. Someone really screwed up and...