A quote or two on the Darren Shan Saga!

Here are some quotes from the books that i found funny or amusing that i'd thought you might like to hear

Evanna: "In Fact i'm pregnant already."
Darren: "What?! But you just said-"
Evanna: "I know."
Darren: "But if you-"
Evanna: "I Know."
Darren: "But-"
Evanna: " Darren! I. Know."

(Darren falling off the bars)
Sam: Darren! Hang On!
Darren:(He didn't need to tell me that- I was hardly going to let go!

Tunnels of Blood=
Debbie: "Aren't you afraid of the dark?"
Darren: "No. What's to be afraid of?"
Debbie: "I know it's silly, but i'm always half- afraid a vampire or a werewolf 's going
to jump out and atack me."

Asking to go to the cinema
Debbie: Ok. Well?
Darren: Well What?
Debbie: Aren't you going to ask?
Darren: Ask What?
Debbie: Ask me to go to the cinema.
Darren: But you just-
Debbie: Darren, girls never ask boys out.
Darren: They don't?
Debbie: You haven't a clur have you? Just ask me to go to the cinema, ok?
Darren: Ok. Debbie- will you come to the cinema with me?
Debbie: I'll think about it.
Darren: (GIRLS!)

Trials of Death=
"That's somewhat unsettling," Kurda murmured.
"It's disgraceful!" Gavner snorted.
"Cool!" I cooed.

vampire prince=
"Oh, great, i thought sarcastically. as if things weren't bad enough- now something's going to come along and eat me before i'm dead!"

If you think of any more comment them to me and i'll write them down