Death Eater Roleplay Article: Can't Be Tamed: The Bellatrix Version

posted by Luna--Lovegood

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A MILEY FAN! I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUN SONG TO PARODY, ESPECIALLY SINCE WE BOTH DON'T LIKE MILEY, AND WE WANTED A SONG WE THOUGHT MOST PEOPLE WOULD HAVE HEARD

A Pardoy Of "Can't Be Tamed", from the point of view of Bellatrix. I always thought she had a "Can't be Tamed" Attitude, XD
Big thank you to PaulInDaHood, for helping me write this.

For those who don't know me, I am insa-ane
Crucio-ing muggles every day
'Cause it's fun doing that
Everyone everywhere screams whenever I come by
'cause they know they're gonna die,
'Cause I kill like that

I crucio people 'till they're dead on the ground,
They try to send me back to Azkaban but I can't be found.
I always kill at least a person every day,
You can't escape me, there's just no way!

[Chorus]
I can't be tamed, I can't be saved

But I can be blamed, for Deaths everywhere
But I just don't don't don't
I don't care

If you won't join the Dark Lord,
Then I'll just tell ya, I'm not here to sell ya
I'll just kill you and send you to hell

I'm like a puzzle but all of my pieces are jagged
I'm wicked good at magic
You can't beat me

I wanna torture, I wanna kill, I wanna maim,
Sectumsempra, Crucio, it's all the same
And if you try to hold me back I'll make something explode,
By now Everybody should know,

[Chorus]
I can't be tamed, I can't be saved

But I can be blamed, for Deaths everywhere
But I just don't don't don't
I don't care

I spent time in Azkaban, I'm loyal beyond compare, I love crucio, I wear a cool dress, and I have awesome hair

I'm eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil(x4)

I wanna win the heart of the Dark Lord, but whenever I say Crucio he just looks bored.

And if you try to hold me back I'll make you explode,

EVERYBODY SHOULD KNOW

[Chorus]
I can't be tamed, I can't be saved

I can be blamed, for Deaths everywhere
But I just don't don't don't
I don't care

PansyParkinson its awsm

riddlegirl ...(anger)

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Draco and his mom get supplies for Draco's first year.

posted by Draco--Malfoy

"Mother! Let's go! We need to go to Diagon Ally!", Draco rushed his mom. "Alright! Alright! Don't rush! There will be plenty of things left to buy", Narcissa snapped at her son. They soon headed off for Diagon Ally. Draco read the letter.

Dear My.Malfoy
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all
necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McMGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry
_____________________________________________...

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Voldemort Makes Out with Dumbledore

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How to Dark Mark (If Voldemort wouldn't do it himself) xP

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You Know You're a Death Eater/Slytherin when......

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A Visit to Azkaban: Chapter One

posted by KateKicksAss

Azkaban Prison

Hey, so this story is basically Kate visiting Bellatrix in Azkaban after the Longbottom torture. Can you please tell me what you think so I can see if I should even bother writing more? Be HONEST! Thanks!

The boat raced forward in the open sea. The salty spray relentlessly pounded on her face. It was so bad she’d given up on trying to avoid it. The day was gloomy and gray, suiting her general mood perfectly. Kate sighed and sat back, staring out to sea. The only things visible in any direction were the choppy gray ocean waves. She knew it was madness to even be attempting what she was planning,...

Happy Birthday Sam :)

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Voldemort and Nagini

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Death Eaters!

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Death Eater/Voldemort LOLS!

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Scabior

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Death Eater Chat Room

posted by KateKicksAss

So basically, Voldemort has decided to hold a Death Eater meeting through chat. This is set during Deathly Hallows, before Harry, Ron, and Hermione are captured by the Snatchers/

Malfoy_Is_Awesome has joined the conversation

BellatrixCRUCIO has joined the conversation

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Malfoy_Is_Awesome: I still don't see why we had to have this meeting online.

BellatrixCRUCIO: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE DARK LORD'S JUDGEMENT, YOU FILTHY BLEACH BLOND?!?!

Malfoy_Is_Awesome: I wasn't questioning it, I was simply asking why!...

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Kidnap the Sandy Claws parody: Kidnap the Potter Boy.

posted by Lenzetta-Lovett

Kidnap the Potter boy!
Make him come and fight!
Take away his wand,
And then torture him tonight!

You know that we all can’t wait
For the Potter boy to meet his fate
If he won’t come to battle
We will capture and murder his mates!

Wait! I know of a plan that’s fun
To catch this stupid chosen one!
Let’s all help the Dark Lord to rise
So Harry will meet his demise!

Kidnap the Potter boy!
Skin him like a fox!
Lock him up in Azkaban
Then see if he talks!

Then Mr. Voldy, our Dark Lord
Will take things in his hands of course!
He’ll be so pleased about Potter’s slain!
And all the power we will gain!

Weeeee!!!...

Nethangli Carrow

posted by NessieCarrow

My name is Nethangli Carrow, but you can call me Nessie, I grew up in Alapayevsk Russia with my mother, father, and brother Alec. I'm ....half-blood my father is pureblood and my mother is a muggle-born. My mother and father have never been fond of each other I don't ever know why they got married. My father was cruel and abusive to me , my brother and my mother, and one night it was at it's worst, they were having a terrible argument and my father took out his wand and was about to kill my mother, I have always been frightened of there fights ,but that night something came over me , I took...