This is the fifth part of "These red glowing eyes..."but I changed the place of the story, the title and the pair so don't be confused.U should go to the itachi club and read the first four parts,if u don't know this story at all.

Deidara:I am bored,un!

Roxy:*sighs* me too.

Deidara:How about training?

Roxy:You know that I told Pain-sama off!

Deidara:Yeah ok,un.

So both go out and trained.

Deidara:Wow you are really strong.

Deidara was in a hole,which Roxy did with a huge magic ball and Deidara fell in.

Roxy:*landing and distransform*But you are not bad at all too!

Suddenly Deidara lowered his eyes.

Deidara:Roxy?

Roxy:*blushed hardly*Yes?What is it?

Deidara:I was quarreling with my old partner Sasori about true art. Now hes dead,but I realized something now.*blushes*

Roxy:What do you realized?

If you thought the first was funny un....this is gonna be a RIOT lol

1.Tell Tobi that Deidara said they're gonna dress up for twin day.

2.Mix his clay with play-doh.

3.Everytime he enters the room,scream "Akatsuki alert!Invader:Yamanaka Ino!"

4.Get a microphone and scream "Uchihas Rule...especially Sasuke!!!"

5.Ask him how it feels to get owned by the Sharingan.

6.Dye his clothes purple and say "I knew you and Ino were related!!!"

7.Blow up the hideout and say it was his fault.

8.Tell him he's dramatic when he blows up stuff.

9.Act like a dude,hug him and say "Love ya Dei-chan!"

10.When he talks about art scream "Poser!!!"

NOTE:Here's a list of ten things you cud do to make Deidei mad. If you like it and want me to write more articles like this plz comment. Thnks un!


1.Wait until Deidara and Sasori are fighting and say "Art is eternal!"


2.Ask him if he is part of Al Queda.

3.Tell him Ino is his long lost sister.

4.Every time he talks finish his sentence for him with un,hmhp,or yeah.

5.Ask him where he gets his eyeliner in front of the entire Akatsuki.

6.Ask him why his weapons look like play-doh.

7.When he blows up something ask,Little fireworks,is it July.4th already?

8.In front of the entire Akatsuki, question Deidara's reason for having hand-mouths.

9.Put black dye in his shampoo and ask why he looks like Itachi.

10.Ask if his theme song is "Dude Looks Like a Lady"