Funny Things to Write in a Graduation Card
1. No one can call you dumb any more. Bigger words will have to be used such as ignoramus.
2. Your brain just became priceless!
3. It's good to know someone so educated. I won't need to use the internet when I have a question. I'll just ask my know-it-all friend.
4. The cap and gown are used once, but your student loans last much longer.
5. Now that you did your time as a student, you get a free pass to an easy life. No one tells you about it until you graduate and are inducted into the secret club. Welcome!
6. I've been meaning to tell you for a while that you didn't actually need to get you education. It was just a joke when I told you that school is important. You can laugh now.
7. Here's a math problem for you: You, plus years of hard work, equal what? The answer is "a graduate."
8. Since you have such a big brain, I wouldn't be surprised if you have trouble keeping your balance. Maybe that's why graduates need the funny cap.
9. Life just got a little easier and a little harder now that you graduated.
10. With great intelligence and opportunity comes great responsibility. Your responsibility just grew to the size of your brain.
1. No one can call you dumb any more. Bigger words will have to be used such as ignoramus.
2. Your brain just became priceless!
3. It's good to know someone so educated. I won't need to use the internet when I have a question. I'll just ask my know-it-all friend.
4. The cap and gown are used once, but your student loans last much longer.
5. Now that you did your time as a student, you get a free pass to an easy life. No one tells you about it until you graduate and are inducted into the secret club. Welcome!
6. I've been meaning to tell you for a while that you didn't actually need to get you education. It was just a joke when I told you that school is important. You can laugh now.
7. Here's a math problem for you: You, plus years of hard work, equal what? The answer is "a graduate."
8. Since you have such a big brain, I wouldn't be surprised if you have trouble keeping your balance. Maybe that's why graduates need the funny cap.
9. Life just got a little easier and a little harder now that you graduated.
10. With great intelligence and opportunity comes great responsibility. Your responsibility just grew to the size of your brain.