Lyra: Hi Derpy!
Derpy: Hi Lyra!
Lyra: Do you want to come to my house on Saturday?
Derpy: Of course!
Lyra: Great! See ya! (Leaves)
(Dimond Tiara comes along)
Dimond Tiara: Are you Derpy's friend?
Lyra: Yeah.
Dimond Tiara: Do you know that Derpy is offensive?
Lyra: How?
(Dimond Tiara wispers in Lyra's ear)
Lyra: Oh my. Derpy's motha did not name her an inaprpopriate name. (Looking disgusted) Im neva gona talk to her eva again. And im tellig her other friends too. (Leaves)
(Rumors start passing about Derpy)
(Next day)
Derpy: Hi everyone!!!
Lyra: None of us like you and will never talk to you again, stupid....
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