Dex3fan images Dexter is not girlophobic, he's cootieophobic wallpaper and background photos

the cooties that we see though throughout the series, are really just figments of Dexter's imagination, he believes so strongly that cooties exist though that he thinks the imagined cooties are real.

But Dexter is a total Brainiac well not Brainiac thats his kid but anyways he believes in cooties!weird much!
Blossom:oooooo that chick will have more problems then just cooties when im finished with her!

omg...then i'm so dead...cause that girl.......is me.

Blossom:Yeah you are!
lol

Blossom:C,mon Sierra any day I'll take ya any day!

Blossom:And that goes to any one trying my attitude!

LOL!

i love this girl

of course!

Blossom:r u 2 tryin my tude!

Blossom:Don't 4-get I have super powers!

don't forget my best friend is Dexi! she'll kill you Blossom if you kill me!

ha, sorry this just fun!

Blossom:c,mon Dexi me and you 1 on 1 im not afraid of u!!!!
Baily:Ha mom you are soooooo crazy um Dexi?Dexi? y do u look so mad help!!!!!lol

Darxy:Oh brother I could take Dexi out with 1 toss of a dodge ball!!!!

Dexi: not if I use Manwell as a human shield! and my new football cannon!

Manwell: WHEN DID I BECOME A PART OF THIS??????????!!!!!

Dexi: when I found out Darxy still likes you!

Darxy: THATS A LIE! DON'T LISTEN TO HER SALLY!

Blossom:sally? your ex-boyfriend is named SALLY!?

Dexi: I know right it's so stoopid!

Darxy: HEY YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY SALLYKINS!...........ooops.heheheheheheh..­...­.

Manwell:.........AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!
(Dexi and blossom burst out laughing)

Darxy:(blushes)Thats just what I used to call him before I brok up with him im still getting used to it!!!!
Dexi:Sure!(bursts out laughing)
Darxy:Lets not forget Dl.
Dexi:Who?
Darxy:DL Dexi's lover!who's real name is Susan might I add!!!!

Dexi: OH NO YU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Blossom:OH YES SHE DID!

Mandark: Somebody call my "Orignal" name?

Manwell:RUN FOR YOUR LIFE YOU STOOPID IMBECILE!(yes, Dexi and Manwell have the same exact catch phrase!)

Mandark: OH NO! Not another stoopid dodgeball fight!

Manwell: WORSE! THEY'RE............GIRL TALKING!

Mandark: ..........you have issues.-_-

Darxy:You all have issues!!!
and im not afraid of Dexi!!!
Everyone but Darxy and Dexi:oooooo!

Dexi: by the way Mandark and Manwell, what was with the accent on stoopid? you guys don't have accents!

Mandark: we hang around you. Darxy, and Dexter WWWWAAAAAAAAYYYY to much.

Darxy,Dexi and Dexter:Hey!
(Mable enters)
Mable:hi-
Darxy:Shut it minion!!!
Manwell:Maybe you were right about the EEEEEVVVVIIIILLLL thing after all.

Mandark: wow wait a sec! are you sayin you like Dexi?

Manwell: NO! where in the world would get that idea! just because we have the same catch phrase, we both like the same things, and we both hate our exs does not mean I like Dexi!

Dexi:...........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­!(r­uns away screaming)

Darxy:.....GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRR­RRR­RRR­RRR­R AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(attacks Manwell)

Mandark: hmmmmmm........I'M OUTA HERE!(runs out of the room)

Dexter:........HEY WAIT FOR ME!( follows Mandark)

Darxy:Wow so looks like im not the one who likes Manwell huh Dexi?(evily grins)

Dexi: I DO NOT!(blushes)

Manwell: YA DARXY YOU SHUT UP!OW!(Mandark punches Manwell)

Mandark:HA!

Manwell: I DON'T LIKE DEXI!besides I know for fact you like Darxy!

Mandark:....SHUT UP!(blushes, runs out of the room again)

Darxy:(blushes and Dexi sees it)

Dexi: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Manwell: now dexi sweety pie calm down I'm sure it's just a misunder-

Darxy: DID YOU JUST CALL HER SWEETY PIE?

Manwell: standing!? woopsies....heheheheh.....

(Darxy bursts out laughing)

Manwell: OH YEA BUT............YOU LIKE MANDARK!(runs out of the room)

Dexi: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH­HHH­HHH­HH!­(st­art­s chasing Darxy witha football)

Darxy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH­HH!­(ru­ns away)

Darxy:Don't let it touch me!!!
Mandark:Like I said eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvviiiiiiiilllllllll!!!!!!­!!!­!!

(Darxy is now running after Manwell)

(Darxy pulls out a basketball from behind her back)