Top Sergeant Doakes Quotes!!!! (in no particular order)

Sergeant James Doakes: Can we please secure this motherf**king crime scene?

Sergeant James Doakes: Surprise mutha fucka.

Sergeant Doakes: Jesus Christ, Morgan. Jesus f**king Christ, *you're* the Bay Harbor Butcher!

Sergeant Doakes: [Doakes seemingly walks up out of nowhere] Stop grinning like a f**king psycho and get back to work!

Sergeant James Doakes: Oh, and you owe me a new Michelin, you motherf****r.

Sergeant James Doakes :I am watching you motherf****r

Sergeant James Daokes: That's right, motherf*****r, it's over.

Sergeant James Daokes: We can stand here all f**king day I don't give a f**k but you gon' put that gun down!

Debra Morgan: Dexter, heads up. Bad in there.
Dexter Morgan: Ok.
Debra Morgan: I'm serious!
Dexter Morgan: Ok.
Sergeant Doakes: She's not kidding. It's your wet dream in there.

Sergeant Doakes: You give me the f**king creeps, you know that Dexter?
Dexter Morgan: Yeah, I know, sorry about that.

Sergeant James Daokes: What you grinning at Pyscho?

Laguerta: Goddamn it, James, I'm not joking.
Doakes: Do I look like I'm laughing?
Laguerta: No, you don't, I wish you would. You used to.
Doakes: Bullshit. I never laughed.

Sergeant James Daokes: you're supposed to preserve the f***ing crime scene, asshole

Doakes: (to Laguerta) And who was it that suspended me again? Oh shit, that was you!

Doakes: You're connected to this. I don't know how, but I'm going to find out, and some of what I find is going to stick to your ass