Notes: My Little Pony is owned by Hasbro and created by Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that you enjoy and comment.
Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect animals that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.
Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.
Mr. Cake said "Hi. How can I help you?"
Discord said "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need you to have 50 of your nicest cakes made by tomorrow."
Mr. Cake said "Are you serious?"
Discord said "Yes."
Mr. Cake passed out.
Discord said "Is he okay?'
Mrs. Cake said "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready by tomorrow. Are you sure you have enough money?"
Discord said "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."
Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich said "Excuse me."
Discord said "Can I help you?"
Filthy Rich said "Indeed you can. I need your help."
Discord said "Doesn't everybody?"
Filthy Rich said "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."
Discord said "Well what do you want me to do about it?"
Filthy Rich said "I want you to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the animals into savages or something."
Discord said "Why should I help you?"
Filthy Rich said "I'll share the spa profits with you."
Discord said "But this event is important for Fluttersy."
Filthy Rich said "Come on Mr. De Lancie."
Discord said "My name's Discord."
Filthy Rich said "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."
Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got home he sat around thinking about what he should do. He said "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."
The next day Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.
Twilight Sparkle said "Thanks for getting the cakes."
Discord said "Whatever."
Discord use his power to turn the animals into savage antagonists. Discord said "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever you want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."
The animals attacked the ponies.
Rarity said "Savages."
The mayor said "We can't give the building to these animals."
Filthy Rich said "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."
Twilight said "I can't believe you did this you trader."
Discord said "Oh be quiet you friendship fool."
Fluttershy said "What have you done?"
Discord said "Don't worry."
Fluttershy said "If you don't turn the animals back to normal I'll never be your friend."
Discord got sad and said "Really? Oh come on."
Filthy Rich said "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."
Discord said "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the animals back to normal. Discord used his power to make Angel Bunny attack Filthy Rich.
Filthy Rich said "If you get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."
Discord used his power to turn Angel back to normal.
Pinkie Pie said "The cakes taste like rocks."
Mr. Cake said "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.
Discord said "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He said "I'm sorry about everything."
Twilight said "I hope that you learned something."
Discord said "I have learned something: Fluttershy is more important than hot tub time machines."
Twilight said "Well that's a unique thing to learn."
The next day Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.
Mr. Cake said "How can I help you?"
Filthy Rich said "I want to use this place for a spa."
Mr. Cake passed out.