This is my second article, and I decided to go a bit romantic since, first of all, I'm a Libra so there's clearly natural romance inside my heart, and, second, I just love the mushiness and happiness that Disney brings that mention anything to do with hearts, which we all know is full of DP. So, here I go.
10. Prince and Snow White
Something about this couple irks me, and I never knew why. I guess because Prince just randomly walks in on Snow when she sings, scares her, and yet she just can't help but think about him... then we have to wait about an entire season, Spring, for the man of her dreams to come by and he just finds out she's 'dead.' Yet he kisses her and literally by magic she's awoken and everyone lives happily ever after. Not really my style...
9. Mulan and Shang
Don't get me wrong! I love both characters so much, Mulan being a feisty little spunk and Shang the Ancient Chinese version of Taylor Lautner, but them together isn't meant to be in my rule book. I mean, he can like her as BOTH a dude and young woman? That... is just awkward in so many levels.
8. Tiana and Naveen
Everyone knows that Naveen is what all girls dream about, am I right? *Especially with the puffy shirt he wears in the end of the movie for about five seconds.* Full of self esteem and even a bit self centered- but Tiana can be the opposite. Personally, I don't like how underrated she is, and I find it adorable when Naveen notices he loves her and plans on talking of engament. The way he tries his hardest on helping her with her dream, and coaxes her out of troubles she faces in my ideals is like Rhett Butler and Scarlett O' Hara from Gone With the Wind. However, both of the men don't belong with the girl, considering they can be total obnoxious jerks while the hot males like to do their own thing.
7. Prince Phillip and Aurora
Likewise with number nine, I've always loved both. Phillip has an excellent body structure and singing voice and I've envied Aurora's merchandise lavender eyes and golden curly hair for as long as I can remember. But based on only knowing the heroine for about eighteen minutes and the prince being the center of attention when supposedly being the opposite, it gets annoying. However I'll always have a soft spot for the scene of Once Upon A Dream, mostly the waltz part. I hope to have something like that in my future. Cheesy but true.
6. Cinderella and Prince Charming
I never liked Cindy, no offense to her. The only reason why I usually watch "Cinderella" in the first place is to listen to memorable songs, mostly Sing Sweet Nightingale. Charming can be such an idiot, though. Seriously, why the HELL did this little bastard come over to Cinderella after yawning at every other girl?! The world will never know... *coughBEAUTIFULcough*
5. Rapunzel and Eugene
Both may be 3D, but they're also to die for. The romance in this movie is overwhelming, seriously!!!!!! Pardon those punctuation marks, but I'm not gonna lie. You got to bawl when you see Eugene die. That dude was off the chain and always will be! RIP, man.
4. Pocahontas and John Smith
I swear, if I see John Rolfe in another movie with Poca, he'll be in dead meat. Seriously. Not only was John S. played by Mel Gibson, but his expressions and love for Pocahontas will NEVER END! NEVERRR!!! YA HEAR THAT? GOOD!! Okay, I think I need to take a pill now... BRB...
3. Aladdin and Jasmine
You do notice you've reached the top three most heart filling with rainbow goodness love stories, right? Cause Al's abs mixed with Jazz's spice is unstoppable.
2. Belle and The Beast
Oh my Gosh, I cannot tell you how much I love them together! The most original story ever! A bad abusive jerk, then a super sweet hottie and a girl who's stubborn then giggly and almost like Snow White, *okay, not that far... freaking girl scares me*, the best love story ever!!!! But... somehow.... there is a couple.... with even more sensitivity to a girl like me................
1. ERIC AND ARIEL
OMG OMG OMG OMG!! LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE THEM!! They just belong. Like Peanut Butter and Bananas. Fuzzy Blankets and cold sides to pillows. Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Syrup. All of those pieces of heaven and joy and goodness are ErAriel. If you hate them then leave the town. THEY'RE JUST PLAIN PERFECT!!!
10. Prince and Snow White
Something about this couple irks me, and I never knew why. I guess because Prince just randomly walks in on Snow when she sings, scares her, and yet she just can't help but think about him... then we have to wait about an entire season, Spring, for the man of her dreams to come by and he just finds out she's 'dead.' Yet he kisses her and literally by magic she's awoken and everyone lives happily ever after. Not really my style...
9. Mulan and Shang
Don't get me wrong! I love both characters so much, Mulan being a feisty little spunk and Shang the Ancient Chinese version of Taylor Lautner, but them together isn't meant to be in my rule book. I mean, he can like her as BOTH a dude and young woman? That... is just awkward in so many levels.
8. Tiana and Naveen
Everyone knows that Naveen is what all girls dream about, am I right? *Especially with the puffy shirt he wears in the end of the movie for about five seconds.* Full of self esteem and even a bit self centered- but Tiana can be the opposite. Personally, I don't like how underrated she is, and I find it adorable when Naveen notices he loves her and plans on talking of engament. The way he tries his hardest on helping her with her dream, and coaxes her out of troubles she faces in my ideals is like Rhett Butler and Scarlett O' Hara from Gone With the Wind. However, both of the men don't belong with the girl, considering they can be total obnoxious jerks while the hot males like to do their own thing.
7. Prince Phillip and Aurora
Likewise with number nine, I've always loved both. Phillip has an excellent body structure and singing voice and I've envied Aurora's merchandise lavender eyes and golden curly hair for as long as I can remember. But based on only knowing the heroine for about eighteen minutes and the prince being the center of attention when supposedly being the opposite, it gets annoying. However I'll always have a soft spot for the scene of Once Upon A Dream, mostly the waltz part. I hope to have something like that in my future. Cheesy but true.
6. Cinderella and Prince Charming
I never liked Cindy, no offense to her. The only reason why I usually watch "Cinderella" in the first place is to listen to memorable songs, mostly Sing Sweet Nightingale. Charming can be such an idiot, though. Seriously, why the HELL did this little bastard come over to Cinderella after yawning at every other girl?! The world will never know... *coughBEAUTIFULcough*
5. Rapunzel and Eugene
Both may be 3D, but they're also to die for. The romance in this movie is overwhelming, seriously!!!!!! Pardon those punctuation marks, but I'm not gonna lie. You got to bawl when you see Eugene die. That dude was off the chain and always will be! RIP, man.
4. Pocahontas and John Smith
I swear, if I see John Rolfe in another movie with Poca, he'll be in dead meat. Seriously. Not only was John S. played by Mel Gibson, but his expressions and love for Pocahontas will NEVER END! NEVERRR!!! YA HEAR THAT? GOOD!! Okay, I think I need to take a pill now... BRB...
3. Aladdin and Jasmine
You do notice you've reached the top three most heart filling with rainbow goodness love stories, right? Cause Al's abs mixed with Jazz's spice is unstoppable.
2. Belle and The Beast
Oh my Gosh, I cannot tell you how much I love them together! The most original story ever! A bad abusive jerk, then a super sweet hottie and a girl who's stubborn then giggly and almost like Snow White, *okay, not that far... freaking girl scares me*, the best love story ever!!!! But... somehow.... there is a couple.... with even more sensitivity to a girl like me................
1. ERIC AND ARIEL
OMG OMG OMG OMG!! LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE THEM!! They just belong. Like Peanut Butter and Bananas. Fuzzy Blankets and cold sides to pillows. Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Syrup. All of those pieces of heaven and joy and goodness are ErAriel. If you hate them then leave the town. THEY'RE JUST PLAIN PERFECT!!!
