I know I'm a terrible person for doing this but I couldn't resist!
Feel free to call me a pig.
I love Snow White, I really do but I wouldn't want to marry her. I mean can't survive a voice like that for the rest of my life. And I certainly wouldn't have sex with her because she's way too young and she's not very attractive. Sorry.
Duh! Who wouldn't want to marry Cinderella! She cooks, she cleans, she's sweet, she's laid back and she has a wonderful singing voice. Obviously sex comes along with marriage, so it's a win-win. I'd love to have her hand in marriage.
I wouldn't marry her because I don't think we'd have anything to talk about. Plus, she's totally hot so it's a no brainer.
Once again, duh! Ariel is smokin' hot! She's the most beautiful princess in my opinion so there you go. I wouldn't marry her because she's too reckless and I wouldn't want her taking care of our children. I feel sorry for Melody.
Obviously, Belle doesn't care about looks so she definitely earns points for that. I don't mean to sound weird but I'd love to have my wife read me a story. Not frequently though, that would get tedious.
I certainly wouldn't marry her because she's always in a bad mood and she complains alot. And when she dresses like that, what do you expect me to choose.
Again, duh! With a body like that, no question! It's not that I wouldn't marry Pocahontas. She'll clearly stand by her man through thick and thin and I think she would be a good mom. But our relaitonship would probably run it's course, she's just not my type.
I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with Mulan. She's cool and laid back, she has alot of qualities I'd want in a wife. Plus, she's my favorite princess.
Tiana is probably the perfect wife. She knows how to cook a good meal and I think she'd be a great mom, disciplinary but nurturing. She doesn't know how to have fun but we could work on that.
Yet again, duh! I'm not even going to apologize for this one! I wouldn't have sex with her because I don't find her attractive, at all. And I sure as hell wouldn't marry her because I find her very annoying.
Sex, Kill, Marry, Sex, Marry, Sex, Marry, Marry, Sex, Kill
So there you go, I hope no one's offended. Maybe other users could do this with the Princesses or Princes, since a good amount of you are straight ladies.