But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?
This idea sort of hit me in the face whilst I was doodling in the back of my French book on Tuesday when I should have been doing a listening exercise about someone wanting to be a doctor. What if Ariel didn't want our world for our junk and our legs but our marvellous food? That underwater stuff must be dead gross.
I actually started writing this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!
Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any more of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!
I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't you say so?!
Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't you think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here you think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
You want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.
I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!
Usin' your hands, you don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all day long!
Where food is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!
What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat dessert out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!
And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!
To entertain you, I leave posted some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.
This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.