But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?
I actually started writing this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!
Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any more of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!
I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't you say so?!
Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't you think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here you think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
You want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.
I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!
Usin' your hands, you don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!
Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all day long!
Where food is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!
What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat dessert out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!
And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!
To entertain you, I leave posted some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.
This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.
You jump, I jump remember?
Rose Bukater's 2 Hairstyles
Only 2 hairstyles made it as a possible hairstyle for a princess, especially if it's a princess from the Victorian or Edwardian Era set in Europe! I just love these 2 hairstyles as it looks very classy.
Scarlett O Hara's 2 Hairstyles
Another possible choice for the a princess, initially I had great difficulties over which one is the best. But ultimately, both are the best like Rose!
Liesl Von Trapp's Hairstyle
Honestly, this is the only hairstyle that I really like, it looks simple and yet elegant.
The Choice is Up to You!
So, do you agree with the choice that I made?
Come Josephine on my Flying Machine.
Hello Scarlett, we meet again.
Gone with the Wind.
Hi everyone!
So I thought that since you often hear a lot of negative things about the Disney Princesses from people on Fanpop that it'd be cool to hear some positive opinions that other Fanpoppers hold.
Maybe it could change a view of yours. Who knows?
Why We Love Snow White:
MaidofOrleans:
I love Snow White for her unending optimism. I would argue that she is the most optimistic of the DPs, and I love her message that "you're the one who can fill the world with sunshine." It's very true and is applicable to every situation in life. I also love how she bosses around the dwarfs. It's super...
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So I thought that since you often hear a lot of negative things about the Disney Princesses from people on Fanpop that it'd be cool to hear some positive opinions that other Fanpoppers hold.
Maybe it could change a view of yours. Who knows?
Why We Love Snow White:
MaidofOrleans:
I love Snow White for her unending optimism. I would argue that she is the most optimistic of the DPs, and I love her message that "you're the one who can fill the world with sunshine." It's very true and is applicable to every situation in life. I also love how she bosses around the dwarfs. It's super...
The 1950 version.
1950 Version
This was nothing special about this wedding gown, it looks like a typical wedding gown that we see on your or your relative's wedding day.
2007 Version
Since this version is a mid-quel, I thought that this is even better than the original 1950 version. It has more details, especially the sleeve!
2015 Version
By far, this is definitely the most spectacular wedding gown that I had ever seen! When I first saw in the cinema last year, I was blown away and I have to say that it's even better than the previous two. It has more details and the veil.
A Wedding Moment
So, if you're planning on getting married, which of these 3 wedding dresses do you pick?
2007 Version
2015 Version
Hey everybody! This is the third article in my series of countdowns, and I really enjoyed this one. I like every single outfit in this countdown, so it was a lot of fun for me.
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5. Mulan's green, black, and brown armor
I was so sad that this was the first outfit to be eliminated. I think Mulan looks so badass in it! However, I can see why users didn't like it since it is an outfit that was made to be functional, not fashionable.
this is not supposed to flatter Mulan, but still a very boring dress if were to wear separately. ~anukriti2409
Well it's a man's armor so...it...
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5. Mulan's green, black, and brown armor
I was so sad that this was the first outfit to be eliminated. I think Mulan looks so badass in it! However, I can see why users didn't like it since it is an outfit that was made to be functional, not fashionable.
this is not supposed to flatter Mulan, but still a very boring dress if were to wear separately. ~anukriti2409
Well it's a man's armor so...it...
Here's how fans have chosen the favorite wedding dress among Disney princesses.
9. Mulan's Official Wedding Dress (with Prince Jeeki):
In initial round, it was tied with Jasmine's and her wedding dress with Shang. It was surprising to note that while it was a tie, there were hardly any comments for Jasmine's dress.
Finally the tiebreaker results determined the first elimination with Mulan's official wedding dress. Most fans were put off with its unusually big headgear.
SarahCorine: It's definitely cute. I like the colors. But she looks cuter in her other wedding dress. And the hat does...
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9. Mulan's Official Wedding Dress (with Prince Jeeki):
In initial round, it was tied with Jasmine's and her wedding dress with Shang. It was surprising to note that while it was a tie, there were hardly any comments for Jasmine's dress.
Finally the tiebreaker results determined the first elimination with Mulan's official wedding dress. Most fans were put off with its unusually big headgear.
SarahCorine: It's definitely cute. I like the colors. But she looks cuter in her other wedding dress. And the hat does...
Hi everyone, I'm ApplesauceDoctr here today with a short article that's purely for fun. A while back I posted a poll where I associated some of the mushrooms in the game Plants vs. Zombies with the DPs, and now I wanted to expand on that while also providing some brief reasoning for my choices. Note that I'll be generalizing these characters quite a bit here, mostly looking at just one quality. This is all in good fun though, so let's begin! I'm actually going to start off with an unofficial princess:
Puff Shroom: Sofia (Sofia the First)
Sofia is the youngest and consequently smallest of...
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Sofia is the youngest and consequently smallest of...
Nothing on Earth Could Ever Come Between Them!
