Hey, *****! Your name is *****, right? I hope so. Rhino can get a little mixed up with names. Anyway. Wait... let me back up. Okay, what happened was Rhino was hanging out on the Internet several weeks ago. (Mittens says that he hacked Penny's mom's Facebook account.) At some point, on Facebook he discovered that you're apparently my biggest fan in the entire world. That's really cool. I mean, I didn't know that I had fans. Well, anyway, Rhino said that your name is *****. (That's a nice name.) We (or, really, Rhino) monitored you for a while, and along the way found your drawings of me on...
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