"House M.D.: Pilot (#1.1)"
Dr. Eric Foreman: First year of medical school if you hear hoofs you think "horses" not "zebras".
Dr. Gregory House: Are you *in* the first year of medical school?
"House M.D.: Paternity (#1.2)"
Dr. Eric Foreman: It's dangerous, it could kill him. You should do it.
Dr. Gregory House: Thirty percent of all Dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.
Dr. Eric Foreman: From what I've read, false paternity is more like ten percent.
Dr. Gregory House: That's what our Mom's would like us to believe.
Dr. Gregory House: [seeing Dan on a computer screen]...
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