Here's a collection of quotes from Jack Hodgins (and other squints I guess...but mainly Hodgins). :)
[Booth is talking about Cleo Eller, who was just discovered dead]
Booth: Yeah, well it’s my job to find her.
Hodgins: Well in that case congratulations on your success.
Hodgins: Chem Lab mass spectrometer identifies the particulates in Charlie Sanders' mouth as fluoride. [Brennan is staring at her computer screen] I know that look.
Hodgins: You're writing another book. When you write you get this stunned look on your face like...
TV characters that actually should be dads, but aren't. Though nary a son or daughter among them -- that they know of -- there are a number of characters in various shows who would make better fathers than the already established patriarchs.