Kutner in 'Let Them Eat Cake'

Kutner is my favourite member of House's new team. So I have compiled a list of some of his funniest quotes so far. Unfortunately, much of the hilarity is in Kal Penn's delivery, so the written quotes aren't quite as funny as watching him give his lines.


House: I fired you.
Kutner: No, you didn’t
Amber: He fired you. You're number 6.
Kutner: No, I'm number 9.
House: I approve of your shamelessness. You're still fired.


House: Vitamin D is metabolized by both the liver and kidneys - it wouldn't tell us which one screwed up.
Kutner: We could get her wasted. Give her shots of tequila, measure how long...