Halloween night. The moon is full and the wind is howling. Kendall and the gang are walking through a misty forest in their halloween costumes.
Kendall: Wow! I can't believe it's Halloween! I can't wait to hear Dr Blowhole's annual scary story!
SpongeBob: Me too! I can't wait to go trick or treating!
Kowalski: And I can't wait to use my latest invention! Behold! (Takes out gadget) My ghost detector 3000!
Skipper: Not another one of your crazy inventions Kowalski!
Jake: And besides, there's no such thing as ghosts.
Patrick: Except the Flying Dutchman.
Kowalski: That is what you all think! But you'll never know!
Jessie: Whatever guys. Say Kendall, where did doc want us to meet again?
Kendall takes out note and reads: He says, "Meet me at abandoned circus tent at 7:30pm on Halloween"
Private points ahead: Uh, is that it?
Kendall looks up at circus tent: That's the place. C'mon guys! Let's go! (All run to the circus tent)
All approach circus tent door
Jessie: Wow, this place sure looks spooky.
Kendall: But this is where doc wants us to meet, we have to go in.
SpongeBob: I don't know Kendall. That door has a creepy looking clown on it.
Private: I don't like creepy clowns Skippah!
Skipper: Me neither, but we gotta face our fears. Kendall, give that door a knock.
Kendall knocks the door. Clown on the door opens arms.
SpongeBob: AAAAH! It's alive!
Rico barfs out crowbar: Haargh!
Skipper: Wait Rico! That won't be necessary!
Rico: Aw!
Dr Blowhole opens the door from inside
Dr B: Yes?
Kendall: Hi doc! It's us!
Patrick: Trick or treat!
Dr B: Well, well, well, who do we have here? A ringmaster, another ringmaster, a wrestler, a pirate, a steak, and superheroes. Nice costumes everyone.
Jessie: Thanks! I like your cape!
Dr B: Oh, well thank you. Come on in! You're just in time! (Everyone walks in)
Dr B: Sit down and make yourselves at home. (Everyone takes a seat) So, are you all ready for my annual scary story?
Jake: We wouldn't miss it for the world!
Private: Are there any ghosts in this story?
Dr B: Indeed young Private!
SpongeBob: Is this a true story?
Dr B: As true as can be Spongebob.
Kendall: Alright, we're ready doc.
Dr B begins story: Ok, here goes. A long time ago, there once was a ringmaster who was in charge of this very circus. He was quite handsome and talented. He would put on amazing shows that would blow everyone's minds! But later, people got bored of his same old acts and thought he wasn't talented anymore.
Jessie: I understand him!
Dr B: Then on a spooktacular performance on Halloween night called Cirque du Horror, he did the unthinkable!
Kendall: What? What did he do?
Dr B: He walked the high wire!
Skipper: So?
Dr B: While riding a unicycle!
Kowalski: Ok?
Dr B: With no safety net to catch him!
Rico: What?!
Private: That guy's a complete nutter!
Dr B: Oh, but he did it anyway regardless of how life threatening it was. As he unicycled across the high wire, he was halfway there and then, it happened!
SpongeBob: He forgot his umbrella?
Dr B: No.
Patrick: He became a scaredy cat and chickened out?
Dr B: No.
Jake: He decided to light the high wire on fire?
Dr B: No! He forgot to oil his unicycle and the pedal got stuck! The audience grew impatient. They booed and threw stuff at him until...
Kendall: Until what?
Dr B: He pushed the pedal so hard the unicycle jerked forward! He then lost his balance, and fell to his death! (All gasp)
SpongeBob: OH NO!
Dr B: Now, every Halloween night, the ringmaster's ghost will return to this very circus to seek revenge for the cause of his death!
Private: But tonight's Halloween! So how will we know?
Dr B: There are five signs that signal the approach of the ringmaster! First, that entrance door will swing wide open blowing in cold air! After the wind settles, a metal cage will come down trapping anyone who dares to come to this big top. The lights will then go out consuming you into pitch black darkness, followed by the sound of demons speaking gibberish and the echoes of the audience cheering and laughing at you.
Jessie: Oh man! What's the next sign?
Dr B: Then the spotlight will turn on and you'll find yourself face to face with the ringmaster!
Kendall: Oh dear!
Dr B: And do you know what he does next?
Rico: Wha?
Dr B: Do you really want to know?
Patrick: What, what does he do?
Dr B: Are you sure you all want to know?
All (Terrified): What?
Dr B: He KILLS YOU!
All scream and gasp
Dr B: Scary huh?
Skipper: That scared the living daylights out of me!
Kendall: But that was still a great story! So, who's ready to go trick or treating?
Everyone says they're ready.
Kendall: Well then, let's get going.
Kowalski: Wait! Hold on a second! My ghost detector is working! (Looks at gadget) Uh oh!
Jake: What Uh oh?
Kowalski: The ghost meter just went from green to yellow. There could be a ghost about!
Skipper: Oh come on! It's not like this place really is haunted!
Doors slam open. Strong wind blows in.
Kendall: Whoa! It's really windy!
Patrick (Shivering): It's s-s-so c-c-c-c-cold in here!
Jessie: Is there a storm outside?
Skipper: I don't know!
Lights flicker. Wind dies down and doors close.
SpongeBob: Thank Neptune that's over!
Kendall: Is everyone alright?
Jake: We're cool! No prob.
Rico blathers
Skipper: What's that Rico?
Rico blathers again
Skipper: Where's Blowhole? What do you mean?
Everyone looks around.
Kendall: Rico's right! Where is Blowhole?
Everyone calls for Blowhole
Patrick: I don't see him. What if the scary ringmaster ghost took him?!
Jessie: He's right! What if it took doc?
Kendall: Guys, settle down. We'll find him. We're not gonna panic, we're not gonna freak out, and we are definitely not gonna...(Looks up)...LOOK OUT!!!
Metal cage falls from the ceiling trapping the gang
SpongeBob: Hey! We're in cage. (Gasp) WE'RE IN A CAGE!
Patrick: We have to get out of here before...(gulps)
Kendall: Before what?
Private: The ringmaster's ghost comes to get us! Don't you remember the story?
Kendall: Oh yes. First the doors will swing open letting in cold wind, then we get trapped in a cage and (gasp) you're right! This is like the story! We gotta get out of here!
Jake: I'll handle that! Hiya! (Kicks cage) Ow! This cage won't bust!
Skipper: Looks like we're gonna need some tools. Rico!
Rico barfs out tools. Everyone grabs tools and try to break free.
Patrick: Nothing's working!
Rico: Oh wait! (Barfs out gas welder)
Kendall: Good thinking Rico! (Uses gas welder and cuts cage open)
Kowalski: Ha! Success! (Everyone gets out of cage)
Kendall: C'mon! Let's go before the lights go (lights go out) out?
SpongeBob: Aah! I don't like the dark!
Patrick: What? I can't hear you it's too dark in here!
Jessie: Has anyone got a flashlight?
Rico barfs out flashlight on Jessie's hand
Jessie: Ew! Why is it so slimy?!
Rico: Sorry!
Jessie turns on flashlight
Jessie: Hello? Is there anyone here?
Demon voices speaking gibberish
Private: What is that scary noise?
Jake: It's the demons! The next sign! (People clapping, cheering and laughing) And I can hear the crowd!
Jessie: But I don't see anyone. All I see are empty seats.
Kowalski: Great Gatsby! My ghost detector is in the red zone! It's going out of control!
Ghost detector makes small explosion. Smoke spreads from broken device.
All cough
Skipper: That is some (cough) ghost detector Kowalski!
Kowalski: Yup, I forgot to warn you all that it was sensitive.
Smoke clears
Jessie: Ok, I'll keep searching this joint.
Mysterious figure appears in flashlight's light
Jessie gasps: Guys, did you see that?!
Kendall: What? What?
Jessie points with flashlight
Jessie: There! (Flashlight flickers and shuts off) Dang it! The batteries died!
SpongeBob: Now it's dark again! We'll never get out of here!
Skipper: Don't worry Squarepants! We will get out of here.
Mysterious voice: The sponge is right! You'll never get out of here! Never!
Everyone looks around in the dark
Jake: Who said that? Show yourself!
Spotlight shines on the gang
Patrick: Thank you, whoever turned on that light!
Skipper: Wait? Isn't the spotlight the last sign of the ghost coming?
Kendall: You're right! So this means...
Voice: Peekaboo! I found you!
Kendall (scared): Okay guys! On three, we look behind us to see if that's the ghost. Ready? 1, 2, 3! (All turn around and see no one)
Kendall: Huh, no one.
Ringmaster (From behind them): Hello!
All face ringmaster and scream
Ringmaster: That's right! Fear me! It is I, the ghost of Cirque du Horror!
Kendall: Are you the ringmaster who died from the high wire?
Ringmaster: Yes! I am! And it's all because of you! You threw stuff at me and made me fall to my death!
Skipper: Wait! Wasn't it the rusty unicycle that made you fall?
Ringmaster: Well...y'all made me do it!
Kowalski: But we weren't there when it happened!
Ringmaster: It doesn't matter! (Demons and crowd sound again) Do you hear that? Those were the people who came to my performance to laugh and humiliate me! They are also the trespassers who came to this big top every year!
Jessie: You sir are a monster!
SpongeBob: And what did you do to Blowhole?!
Ringmaster: He is now apart of my ghostly audience. You will never see him again!
Kendall: No! You murderer!
Ringmaster: Well what can I say, I'm a bad guy! Now enough with the chitchat! Join my circus at once, or I'll have to kill all of you!
Patrick: Uh oh!
Private: This would be an excellent time for Blowhole to come and save us, if he was still here!
Kendall: Um guys? Don't you think we should...RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
All run and scream
Kendall: Look over there!
All run to the clown's dressing room.
Ringmaster: I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Jake: Oh yeah? And why not?
Scary clowns come out of dressing room laughing
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAH! Clowns! Killer clowns!
All run away
Jessie: Quick! In there!
All run to the menagerie
Ringmaster: There's no use in hiding!
Angry animals come out of menagerie roaring
Jessie: AAAAAH! Lions and tigers and bears!
Private: Oh my!
Doors open
Kowalski: Look there's the exit!
Skipper: Let's move guys! Double time!
All run to exit. Doors close.
Patrick: No! Let us out, please!
Jessie: Open the door!
All try pushing and pulling the door.
Kendall: It's no use! It won't budge! WE'RE DOOMED!!!
Rico: Uh, guys?
Jake: What is it Rico?
Rico points at ringmaster
All gasp
Ringmaster: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I got you right where I want you! (Takes out dagger) Prepare to die you miserable maggots!
All trembling: No! Spirit! Please! Please don't kill us! Don't! We're sorry! Please!
Ringmaster: Oh alright, I won't kill you! Unless you do me a favor.
SpongeBob: What?
Ringmaster: See the look on your faces when I scared all of you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Wipes tear) You guys really crack me up! (Laughs dolphin like)
Jessie: Hey! That laugh sounds very familiar!
Skipper: Yeah! I recognize that anywhere!
SpongeBob: Wait a minute! You're not really a ghostly ringmaster are you?
Ringmaster: You're right, I'm not. In fact, I ain't an ordinary ringmaster either! I'm actually (takes off mask) Dr Blowhole!
All: Oh!
Kendall: We should have known it was you, doc! But I have to admit that mask is so realistic I didn't even know it was you.
Private: Agreed.
Dr B: Indeed it was! I planned this whole thing all month long and I'm rather pleased with how it turned out!
Jake: But how did you do all this?
Dr B: Red one, it was simple! For the doors, I installed a mechanism on them to make them open dramatically. For the cage, I simply pulled this lever here. (Goes to lever and activates cage)
Penguins: Ooh!
Jessie: And what about those spooky sounds in the dark?
Dr B: Oh, you mean this? (Takes out boom box and plays demon and cheering sounds)
Jessie: Impressive!
Private: And what about those clowns and animals that tried to eat us?
Dr B opens clown room door
Dr B: You mean these guys? (Clowns pop out laughing)
SpongeBob: Aah! Hit the deck Blowhole!
Dr B: Don't worry. They're not real, they're just dummies. I also installed a sound chip in them that plays every time you open the door.
Jake opens menagerie and animal dummies pop out
Jake: I'm guessing you did the same to these guys too.
Patrick touches dummies: Hahahahahaha! They're not scary anymore!
Kendall: Say, this is all very clever doc! I say, he pulled a great prank! Don't you think guys?
Jessie: You know what? Yeah! He did!
Skipper: Well even I have to admit, this is one Halloween I'll never forget!
SpongeBob: Yeah! Especially when doc scared us all!
All laugh
Kendall: Oh I have one last question, what did you use for that strong wind that blew in here?
Dr B: Wait. I didn't plan that.
Kowalski: And how did my ghost detector go out of control?
Mysterious voice laughs evilly.
Jessie: Blowhole, tell me that was you or your boom box.
Dr B: It's neither!
All turn around and see real ringmaster ghost. All gasp.
Ghost: Hello kiddies! Join my circus of horrors! Or die with the other trespassers!
All: GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSST!!!!!!! (All run out of big top)
Ghost: That's right! Run away as fast as you can! Happy Halloween you miserable maggots! (Laughs evilly and doors close)
Kendall and the gang are outside panting
Kendall: Phew! That was close!
SpongeBob: We sure don't wanna go in there again!
Jake: Well let's be glad it didn't kill us and he only comes on Halloween.
Private: You were right Blowhole! It was true!
Dr B: You're right! I guess it was!
Kendall: Well now that this is all over, let's go trick or treating!
SpongeBob: Yay! My favorite Halloween activity!
Patrick: I've been waiting all day for this!
Dr B: As am I! (Puts on mask) This ringmaster is ready to get his hands sticky!
Jessie laughs
Skipper: Oh Blowhole!
Kowalski: I hope I get candy buttons!
Rico: Buttons!
Kendall: Alright everyone lets go!
All walk through forest to go trick or treating
Happy Halloween!
Kendall: Wow! I can't believe it's Halloween! I can't wait to hear Dr Blowhole's annual scary story!
SpongeBob: Me too! I can't wait to go trick or treating!
Kowalski: And I can't wait to use my latest invention! Behold! (Takes out gadget) My ghost detector 3000!
Skipper: Not another one of your crazy inventions Kowalski!
Jake: And besides, there's no such thing as ghosts.
Patrick: Except the Flying Dutchman.
Kowalski: That is what you all think! But you'll never know!
Jessie: Whatever guys. Say Kendall, where did doc want us to meet again?
Kendall takes out note and reads: He says, "Meet me at abandoned circus tent at 7:30pm on Halloween"
Private points ahead: Uh, is that it?
Kendall looks up at circus tent: That's the place. C'mon guys! Let's go! (All run to the circus tent)
All approach circus tent door
Jessie: Wow, this place sure looks spooky.
Kendall: But this is where doc wants us to meet, we have to go in.
SpongeBob: I don't know Kendall. That door has a creepy looking clown on it.
Private: I don't like creepy clowns Skippah!
Skipper: Me neither, but we gotta face our fears. Kendall, give that door a knock.
Kendall knocks the door. Clown on the door opens arms.
SpongeBob: AAAAH! It's alive!
Rico barfs out crowbar: Haargh!
Skipper: Wait Rico! That won't be necessary!
Rico: Aw!
Dr Blowhole opens the door from inside
Dr B: Yes?
Kendall: Hi doc! It's us!
Patrick: Trick or treat!
Dr B: Well, well, well, who do we have here? A ringmaster, another ringmaster, a wrestler, a pirate, a steak, and superheroes. Nice costumes everyone.
Jessie: Thanks! I like your cape!
Dr B: Oh, well thank you. Come on in! You're just in time! (Everyone walks in)
Dr B: Sit down and make yourselves at home. (Everyone takes a seat) So, are you all ready for my annual scary story?
Jake: We wouldn't miss it for the world!
Private: Are there any ghosts in this story?
Dr B: Indeed young Private!
SpongeBob: Is this a true story?
Dr B: As true as can be Spongebob.
Kendall: Alright, we're ready doc.
Dr B begins story: Ok, here goes. A long time ago, there once was a ringmaster who was in charge of this very circus. He was quite handsome and talented. He would put on amazing shows that would blow everyone's minds! But later, people got bored of his same old acts and thought he wasn't talented anymore.
Jessie: I understand him!
Dr B: Then on a spooktacular performance on Halloween night called Cirque du Horror, he did the unthinkable!
Kendall: What? What did he do?
Dr B: He walked the high wire!
Skipper: So?
Dr B: While riding a unicycle!
Kowalski: Ok?
Dr B: With no safety net to catch him!
Rico: What?!
Private: That guy's a complete nutter!
Dr B: Oh, but he did it anyway regardless of how life threatening it was. As he unicycled across the high wire, he was halfway there and then, it happened!
SpongeBob: He forgot his umbrella?
Dr B: No.
Patrick: He became a scaredy cat and chickened out?
Dr B: No.
Jake: He decided to light the high wire on fire?
Dr B: No! He forgot to oil his unicycle and the pedal got stuck! The audience grew impatient. They booed and threw stuff at him until...
Kendall: Until what?
Dr B: He pushed the pedal so hard the unicycle jerked forward! He then lost his balance, and fell to his death! (All gasp)
SpongeBob: OH NO!
Dr B: Now, every Halloween night, the ringmaster's ghost will return to this very circus to seek revenge for the cause of his death!
Private: But tonight's Halloween! So how will we know?
Dr B: There are five signs that signal the approach of the ringmaster! First, that entrance door will swing wide open blowing in cold air! After the wind settles, a metal cage will come down trapping anyone who dares to come to this big top. The lights will then go out consuming you into pitch black darkness, followed by the sound of demons speaking gibberish and the echoes of the audience cheering and laughing at you.
Jessie: Oh man! What's the next sign?
Dr B: Then the spotlight will turn on and you'll find yourself face to face with the ringmaster!
Kendall: Oh dear!
Dr B: And do you know what he does next?
Rico: Wha?
Dr B: Do you really want to know?
Patrick: What, what does he do?
Dr B: Are you sure you all want to know?
All (Terrified): What?
Dr B: He KILLS YOU!
All scream and gasp
Dr B: Scary huh?
Skipper: That scared the living daylights out of me!
Kendall: But that was still a great story! So, who's ready to go trick or treating?
Everyone says they're ready.
Kendall: Well then, let's get going.
Kowalski: Wait! Hold on a second! My ghost detector is working! (Looks at gadget) Uh oh!
Jake: What Uh oh?
Kowalski: The ghost meter just went from green to yellow. There could be a ghost about!
Skipper: Oh come on! It's not like this place really is haunted!
Doors slam open. Strong wind blows in.
Kendall: Whoa! It's really windy!
Patrick (Shivering): It's s-s-so c-c-c-c-cold in here!
Jessie: Is there a storm outside?
Skipper: I don't know!
Lights flicker. Wind dies down and doors close.
SpongeBob: Thank Neptune that's over!
Kendall: Is everyone alright?
Jake: We're cool! No prob.
Rico blathers
Skipper: What's that Rico?
Rico blathers again
Skipper: Where's Blowhole? What do you mean?
Everyone looks around.
Kendall: Rico's right! Where is Blowhole?
Everyone calls for Blowhole
Patrick: I don't see him. What if the scary ringmaster ghost took him?!
Jessie: He's right! What if it took doc?
Kendall: Guys, settle down. We'll find him. We're not gonna panic, we're not gonna freak out, and we are definitely not gonna...(Looks up)...LOOK OUT!!!
Metal cage falls from the ceiling trapping the gang
SpongeBob: Hey! We're in cage. (Gasp) WE'RE IN A CAGE!
Patrick: We have to get out of here before...(gulps)
Kendall: Before what?
Private: The ringmaster's ghost comes to get us! Don't you remember the story?
Kendall: Oh yes. First the doors will swing open letting in cold wind, then we get trapped in a cage and (gasp) you're right! This is like the story! We gotta get out of here!
Jake: I'll handle that! Hiya! (Kicks cage) Ow! This cage won't bust!
Skipper: Looks like we're gonna need some tools. Rico!
Rico barfs out tools. Everyone grabs tools and try to break free.
Patrick: Nothing's working!
Rico: Oh wait! (Barfs out gas welder)
Kendall: Good thinking Rico! (Uses gas welder and cuts cage open)
Kowalski: Ha! Success! (Everyone gets out of cage)
Kendall: C'mon! Let's go before the lights go (lights go out) out?
SpongeBob: Aah! I don't like the dark!
Patrick: What? I can't hear you it's too dark in here!
Jessie: Has anyone got a flashlight?
Rico barfs out flashlight on Jessie's hand
Jessie: Ew! Why is it so slimy?!
Rico: Sorry!
Jessie turns on flashlight
Jessie: Hello? Is there anyone here?
Demon voices speaking gibberish
Private: What is that scary noise?
Jake: It's the demons! The next sign! (People clapping, cheering and laughing) And I can hear the crowd!
Jessie: But I don't see anyone. All I see are empty seats.
Kowalski: Great Gatsby! My ghost detector is in the red zone! It's going out of control!
Ghost detector makes small explosion. Smoke spreads from broken device.
All cough
Skipper: That is some (cough) ghost detector Kowalski!
Kowalski: Yup, I forgot to warn you all that it was sensitive.
Smoke clears
Jessie: Ok, I'll keep searching this joint.
Mysterious figure appears in flashlight's light
Jessie gasps: Guys, did you see that?!
Kendall: What? What?
Jessie points with flashlight
Jessie: There! (Flashlight flickers and shuts off) Dang it! The batteries died!
SpongeBob: Now it's dark again! We'll never get out of here!
Skipper: Don't worry Squarepants! We will get out of here.
Mysterious voice: The sponge is right! You'll never get out of here! Never!
Everyone looks around in the dark
Jake: Who said that? Show yourself!
Spotlight shines on the gang
Patrick: Thank you, whoever turned on that light!
Skipper: Wait? Isn't the spotlight the last sign of the ghost coming?
Kendall: You're right! So this means...
Voice: Peekaboo! I found you!
Kendall (scared): Okay guys! On three, we look behind us to see if that's the ghost. Ready? 1, 2, 3! (All turn around and see no one)
Kendall: Huh, no one.
Ringmaster (From behind them): Hello!
All face ringmaster and scream
Ringmaster: That's right! Fear me! It is I, the ghost of Cirque du Horror!
Kendall: Are you the ringmaster who died from the high wire?
Ringmaster: Yes! I am! And it's all because of you! You threw stuff at me and made me fall to my death!
Skipper: Wait! Wasn't it the rusty unicycle that made you fall?
Ringmaster: Well...y'all made me do it!
Kowalski: But we weren't there when it happened!
Ringmaster: It doesn't matter! (Demons and crowd sound again) Do you hear that? Those were the people who came to my performance to laugh and humiliate me! They are also the trespassers who came to this big top every year!
Jessie: You sir are a monster!
SpongeBob: And what did you do to Blowhole?!
Ringmaster: He is now apart of my ghostly audience. You will never see him again!
Kendall: No! You murderer!
Ringmaster: Well what can I say, I'm a bad guy! Now enough with the chitchat! Join my circus at once, or I'll have to kill all of you!
Patrick: Uh oh!
Private: This would be an excellent time for Blowhole to come and save us, if he was still here!
Kendall: Um guys? Don't you think we should...RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
All run and scream
Kendall: Look over there!
All run to the clown's dressing room.
Ringmaster: I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Jake: Oh yeah? And why not?
Scary clowns come out of dressing room laughing
SpongeBob: AAAAAAAH! Clowns! Killer clowns!
All run away
Jessie: Quick! In there!
All run to the menagerie
Ringmaster: There's no use in hiding!
Angry animals come out of menagerie roaring
Jessie: AAAAAH! Lions and tigers and bears!
Private: Oh my!
Doors open
Kowalski: Look there's the exit!
Skipper: Let's move guys! Double time!
All run to exit. Doors close.
Patrick: No! Let us out, please!
Jessie: Open the door!
All try pushing and pulling the door.
Kendall: It's no use! It won't budge! WE'RE DOOMED!!!
Rico: Uh, guys?
Jake: What is it Rico?
Rico points at ringmaster
All gasp
Ringmaster: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I got you right where I want you! (Takes out dagger) Prepare to die you miserable maggots!
All trembling: No! Spirit! Please! Please don't kill us! Don't! We're sorry! Please!
Ringmaster: Oh alright, I won't kill you! Unless you do me a favor.
SpongeBob: What?
Ringmaster: See the look on your faces when I scared all of you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Wipes tear) You guys really crack me up! (Laughs dolphin like)
Jessie: Hey! That laugh sounds very familiar!
Skipper: Yeah! I recognize that anywhere!
SpongeBob: Wait a minute! You're not really a ghostly ringmaster are you?
Ringmaster: You're right, I'm not. In fact, I ain't an ordinary ringmaster either! I'm actually (takes off mask) Dr Blowhole!
All: Oh!
Kendall: We should have known it was you, doc! But I have to admit that mask is so realistic I didn't even know it was you.
Private: Agreed.
Dr B: Indeed it was! I planned this whole thing all month long and I'm rather pleased with how it turned out!
Jake: But how did you do all this?
Dr B: Red one, it was simple! For the doors, I installed a mechanism on them to make them open dramatically. For the cage, I simply pulled this lever here. (Goes to lever and activates cage)
Penguins: Ooh!
Jessie: And what about those spooky sounds in the dark?
Dr B: Oh, you mean this? (Takes out boom box and plays demon and cheering sounds)
Jessie: Impressive!
Private: And what about those clowns and animals that tried to eat us?
Dr B opens clown room door
Dr B: You mean these guys? (Clowns pop out laughing)
SpongeBob: Aah! Hit the deck Blowhole!
Dr B: Don't worry. They're not real, they're just dummies. I also installed a sound chip in them that plays every time you open the door.
Jake opens menagerie and animal dummies pop out
Jake: I'm guessing you did the same to these guys too.
Patrick touches dummies: Hahahahahaha! They're not scary anymore!
Kendall: Say, this is all very clever doc! I say, he pulled a great prank! Don't you think guys?
Jessie: You know what? Yeah! He did!
Skipper: Well even I have to admit, this is one Halloween I'll never forget!
SpongeBob: Yeah! Especially when doc scared us all!
All laugh
Kendall: Oh I have one last question, what did you use for that strong wind that blew in here?
Dr B: Wait. I didn't plan that.
Kowalski: And how did my ghost detector go out of control?
Mysterious voice laughs evilly.
Jessie: Blowhole, tell me that was you or your boom box.
Dr B: It's neither!
All turn around and see real ringmaster ghost. All gasp.
Ghost: Hello kiddies! Join my circus of horrors! Or die with the other trespassers!
All: GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSST!!!!!!! (All run out of big top)
Ghost: That's right! Run away as fast as you can! Happy Halloween you miserable maggots! (Laughs evilly and doors close)
Kendall and the gang are outside panting
Kendall: Phew! That was close!
SpongeBob: We sure don't wanna go in there again!
Jake: Well let's be glad it didn't kill us and he only comes on Halloween.
Private: You were right Blowhole! It was true!
Dr B: You're right! I guess it was!
Kendall: Well now that this is all over, let's go trick or treating!
SpongeBob: Yay! My favorite Halloween activity!
Patrick: I've been waiting all day for this!
Dr B: As am I! (Puts on mask) This ringmaster is ready to get his hands sticky!
Jessie laughs
Skipper: Oh Blowhole!
Kowalski: I hope I get candy buttons!
Rico: Buttons!
Kendall: Alright everyone lets go!
All walk through forest to go trick or treating
Happy Halloween!