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Hello snotface!

Opinion by misanthrope86 posted over a year ago
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Here are some Drop Dead Fred quotes that still make me laugh! Yay for immaturity!

Fred: Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over you immediately, lie down.

Fred: (looking up Mother's skirt) Look, cobwebs!

Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.
Young Elizabeth: How do you know?
Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty the prince would have run away.
Young Elizabeth:What a pile of shit.

Elizabeth: I have some bad news for you.
Janie: More?
Elizabeth: Well, remember your house?
Janie: Yeah.
Elizabeth: It, it sank.

Fred: Who's up for snot flicking?

Fred: Mr.Poo, you die too!

Fred: Piss off!

Fred: It's the mega bitch!

Fred: Dog poo dog poo yucky yucky dog poo, all on side all on there yucky yucky smelly dog poo!

Fred: I love those breaky noises!

Fred: Oh no! Mickey fart-pants! Who let him grow up?!

Fred: He is just a complete and utter girl, isn't he?

Fred: Oh, this is great - stuck in a truck with two girls!

Fred: If something's not working properly, the best thing to do is to tear it apart to make it better.

Fred: Opening a window requires GREAT sophisticatedliness.

Fred: You mean you have been doing it like the pigions?

Fred: Yeah, I love games! But not dolls. We're grown-ups now.

Fred: Yeah I LOOOOOOVE Hide and Seek! You count to a million and I'll go hide!

Fred: The Death Breath! She killed me with the Death Breath!

Fred: Then we'll cut off her head and make her eat it!!

Fred: Well GET HAPPY!

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oblix said:
haha i love all those quotes, my faverouite one is
Fred: (looking up Mother's skirt) Look, cobwebs!
that's just hilarious.
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same oblix and the breaky noises, they are pretty awsome noises!! ♥

so now we are done with reading...whos up for flicking snot?? anyone?
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*picks nose*

*flicks snot at claire-aka-bob*

Hee hee hee!
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awww Little Lizzie is sooo cute!!!! who agrees?
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I looooove this movie, cobwebs ALWAYS makes me laugh. I totally agree, GinnyXHarryluv!!!!!!!!
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I love the cobwebs quote and how Drop Dead Fred calls Lizzie snot face.
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