[Twilight] Marble house [DEDICATIONS]

This first part I got the idea from the Corset Scene in Kuroshitsuji so I just want you guys to know that I didn't come up with the first part.

"Edward...please" I panted through loud gasps

"Just hold on Bella, that's right be a brave girl" he said softly

"I can't hold on much longer" I said through more gasps

"Bella love I'm trying to be as gentle as possible" he said softly again

I did but I still couldn't breath "Edward please are you trying to kill me!"

"I doubt anybody has ever died from a corset before" he laughed

God this hurt anybody who has ever got a corset put on I feel bad for and by Edward....

edward walked into the room full of sparkling twilidos, he gasped. omg i am famous! and he walked out of the store. but then marshmellow came. and said i am more famous then yiu bitch, everyone loves me more and hates me more cunt! edward was appaled and the marshmellows mentioned behaveer he got upset and tried to cry but no tear came. bella waltzed up and screamed at marchslellow and eat him! he died melting sugar in her vagina. edward cry more. she lost her virgin to a fucking stupid gelatine sugar marshwlleow. he dumped her than. and bought her a twildo for compfrot and surcurety and he...

This is a random story I made up about 10 seconds ago. Enjoy!

"Come on, Edward. It wouldn't hurt to get a puppy!" I pleaded with him. But I only got a roll of the eyes for an answer.
"Bella. We have been over this a thousand. No, close to a million times. No pets." I stared at him, and then tried a different approch.
"You said you would do anything to make me happy. A puppy will make me happy."
"No, Bella."
"Please!" I whined.
"For the last time, no. Case closed."
Great. Now I had to play the break-up card.
"If you don't let me get a puppy, I...will smack the crap out of you, and then leave....