I Love Edward but I think these are kinda funny so I will upload it! 10 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN!
1. Keep singing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" so it will be stuck in your head for ages!
2. Tell him that He is a sparkly fairy!!
3. Tell him that he let Bella down by getting her pregnant and she went through the pain hoping it was a boy and it was a girl!
4. Tell him that Bella is younger than him and she didn't drink blood once!
5. Tell him that only werewolf are stupid enough to bite pillows cause they are pups and love to play he should have more dignity!
6. Ask how Tanya is
7. End every argument with BITE ME EDWARD!!
8. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”