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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
mmm sleep I thought, As I was about to daze off a razor cutting blood curling pain came rushing through my body stopping at every body part.
I should have been crushed into nothing, butnothin happened I just laid there and screamed

The minitue I began screaming Carlisle was at my side, He curled his hand in mine and started apologizing.
" I'm so sorry Rosalie, I'm so sorry Rosalie." he began in an apologetic voice.
I could only lay there and scream in intense agony

A fire rised in my hands and then was up to my head I screamed so hard that Even that stupid Edward came rushing.
" Oh shut her up!"...
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posted by Mzrosaliehales
Pain
Rosalie's Pov:
I laid there on the harsh alley ground, my legs had been crushed when Royce's biggest friend bent them beyond belief when it was his turn to do unhuman things to me. I could feel the wet blood ozing out of my head, My arm was shattered when i fell on it when Royce's small friend had shoved me down, my back was throbbing I most likely broke it, my ribs were demolished when Royce's friends jumped on me, My clothing were torn in nothing but scraps,hypothermalia was not far away and my face I couldn't even bear to think about.

I closed my eyes thinking I would have slipped away,...
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posted by Wisdom838199
Rosalie's Pov

I opened the silk curtains that drapped down infront of the large windows in the bedroom. It was a nice bedroom with a queen-sized bed, two huge walk-in wardrobes and other bedroom accessories.
"Rose, are we going shopping or not?"Alice my pixie-like sister called from down-stairs."
"Um, yeah just one second okay!"I yelled back.
I rushed around the room getting ready. I slid on my top and went to walk out of the room, but something grabbed me by the waist. I turned to face Emmetts Stunning face.
"Hello"he said as his cheeky grin grew.
"Good-morning"i said as i lightly pecked him on...
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posted by RealRosalieHale
I rested my head on the armrest. My eyes flickered restlessly to the clock for the tenth time in the last two minutes. I sighed in impatience. Rose was out with Alice doing God knows what. Probably some weird ‘girl thing’. I shivered at the thought; shopping and I were not a good combination. Rose had learned that soon after we got together; she no longer asked if I wanted to tag along.
Although I hated mall-hopping, as the girls had put it every so often, I hated the ordeal of being away from her more. The sweet scent of her beautiful, golden hair lingered in my throat, the stunning radiance...
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posted by Mzrosaliehales
Rosalie Pov:
The time had come to get ready for Renesmee's ballet ricital. After getting Emmelie ready after a quick bathe i had combed her curlies and pulled them in waves that reached her shoulders and i placed a bow through it. After I took her to get dressed in her black and white polka dotted dress and matching shoes. After i quickly raced Emmelie downstairs to Emmett i raced upstairs to get ready. I combed my long golden waves and then slide into my purple dress which had one shelive and a layered flower on the shoulder on the dress and i slipped on some matching purple stillettos and...
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posted by Mzrosaliehales
Rosalie Pov:
The time had come to get ready for Renesmee's ballet ricital. After getting Emmelie ready after a quick bathe i had combed her curlies and pulled them in waves that reached her shoulders and i placed a bow through it. After I took her to get dressed in her black and white polka dotted dress and matching shoes. After i quickly raced Emmelie downstairs to Emmett i raced upstairs to get ready. I combed my long golden waves and then slide into my purple dress which had one shelive and a layered flower on the shoulder on the dress and i slipped on some matching purple stillettos and...
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posted by Mzrosaliehales
Emmett's Pov:

I ran with all my might it was raining, the rain falling down like i had never seen before i jumped on him and that second all i could hear was Rosalie's scream it was ear spliting and suddenly it muffled and i heard a thud as i turned around everything went black...

Edwards Pov:
After i heard the scream i ran over to where i came from and suddenly it muffled as i saw the sight not even how much i wished the time would come that this happened it burned my inner soul..

Alice's Pov:
I ran up behind Edward and stopped on the patio and saw the pain in Edwards eyes as my eyes dropped to...
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posted by Mzrosaliehales
When They had arrived home from the baseball diamond they had all raced up to their rooms

Rosalie walked into her and Emmett's room to see the same silk curtains and queen sized dark oak bedpost and emerald green covering and the night table that matched the bed. The same oak floor and the the long tall mirror which was beside the 2 long dressers containing all or Rosalie clothing which was beside one of the closet which contained her shoes and ungarments all packed with a beautiful french door. She walked over the the French door that lead to the beautiful Balcony. She glanced over at the...
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posted by Mzrosaliehales
Jacob turned her head around his eyes blazing, he looked like he was going to blow into a wolf.
" Jacob it's okay..." Renesmee backing up
Jacob picked up the baby and dropped her in her bed.
" There" Jacob said turning back to her now where were we?
" um no where..?" Renesmee said.

Back at the field Alice had gotten then their second out it seemed like Rosalie and Bella were carrying the team.
" This is not so bad..." Bella said through her lying voice
Rosaie glared at the field as the rain soaked down on the field
After Rosalie and Bella had saved the team a third strike was formed but Alice who...
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posted by Mzrosaliehales
Jacob turned her head around his eyes blazing, he looked like he was going to blow into a wolf.
" Jacob it's okay..." Renesmee backing up
Jacob picked up the baby and dropped her in her bed.
" There" Jacob said turning back to her now where were we?
" um no where..?" Renesmee said.

Back at the field Alice had gotten then their second out it seemed like Rosalie and Bella were carrying the team.
" This is not so bad..." Bella said through her lying voice
Rosaie glared at the field as the rain soaked down on the field
After Rosalie and Bella had saved the team a third strike was formed but Alice who...
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posted by Mzrosaliehales
"Let's go play ball!" Emmett hollered with a grin on his face
Rosalie nodded her head and Alice gallopped to her room and came back holding four pink outfits containing a hat a jersey a pair of pants and for Rosalie one a pair of striped leggings
" You got me those" Rosalie smiled as the took her uniform and blew out of the room to get changed.

Rosalie was back downstairs in a flash looking perfect. Alice had convinced Bella to put on the pink uniform and Esme more then agreed to wear it
Emmett raced up the stairs grabbing the equiqment bag and everyone was ready to go.
" Hey pup!" Rosalie screamed...
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posted by TwilightLovarr
Hi, everybody. I am making a little story. But as you see, my English is not very good. But I hope you like it. :D

Emmett's POV
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I walked threw the door. Esme was in the kitchen laughing with Jasper and Carlisle about something. Edward and I were hunting for grizzlybears. I sighed. Nothing better then grizzlybears. Edward went to Bella, ofcourse. I liked Bella, she was a funny girl, who blushed all the time. ButRosalie didn't like her, why? I still didn't know. It made me upset, because Rosalie was upset about something and didn't wanted to talk about it. Not even with me. She...
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I ran straight across the clearing. But I had to stop myself, I didnt want to kill anyone else. I had already done a lot of damage. I pushed and pushed and pushed, and I finally got control of my body. I was at the edge of the clearing almost stepping into the forest, and I turned around. I stood still It looked like everyone was waiting for me. I was breathing hard trying to fight Jane off. I was okay, but only for the time being. Then Rosalie walked out of the line the rest of the family was in, to approach me.



Edward quickly walked behind her to be backup. Which is what I needed so, thank...
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"We think it's Jane. But we dont know why she would do anything to him." Rose said, stil frantic

But "I" was still standing. it was final, Jane was controlling me., I had no control of any part of my body.

All of a sudden Jane directed me across the room. I forcefully snatched the phone out of Rosalie's hand, and threw it across the room.
"What is you problem!? I'm trying to help you!" Rose yelled
I want so badly to say that it's not me. But Jane's preventing me from saying anything.

After she yelled, I threw her across the room. She quicly recovered, and punched me in the face.

Then I stopped...
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