Dedicated to all brainwashed servants, mindless zombies and Murtaghs out there.
Why wait for Eragon to save you? By fallowing these five simple steps, you should be able to free yourself of Galbatorix's mind control in no time.
1.Hold nothing dear to you. Otherwise, Galbatorix is bound to use it against you. Familiy, friends, your life,... if you value any of these you are a perfect target for evil rulers. If you don't... well you won't hold any of them for long, but you won't be a mind slave either.
2.Change your true name at least once per week. It's like changing the location of your hidden...