Percy: It may be for a brief moment, but I am glad to be back.
Thomas: Me too.
Sean: You think you'll be back?
Thomas: I know we won't be back in time for season 3.
Percy: Maybe in season 4, or 5.
S.B: It would be nice to see you again. S.B here, and we're going to show you more episodes from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.
Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're showing this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation
Cassandra was with her friends at Addie's house. They were playing Chinese Checkers. Except Marisa. She was having sex with a man, watching her friends play against each other.
Tom: Welcome back everyone. We have two more episodes of On The Block to share with you. We won't be coming back until the 26th. Until then, enjoy what we got for you.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Sean: *Stops at a station*
Master Sword: *Standing next to Tom* Hiya!
Sean: What are you two doing back here?
Tom: I don't know about Master Sword, but I have returned to host Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. We'll be showing the top four episodes of On The Block.
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery....
Twilight: Let me point this out right now! I'm the most important pony in the entire universe!
Applejack: Did you even check to see where you were standing?
Eddie: *Blows his horn as he runs over Twilight*
Rarity: *Watching Eddie leave as he pulls fifteen Southern Pacific boxcars*
Fluttershy: Will she be okay?
Rainbow Dash: Somehow, I don't doubt it. Let's get My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction set up. This is the original...
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, or is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
Rainbow Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll show everyone My Little Pornstar: The Fan Fiction. Enjoy.
Sean & Shayne: *Racing each other as they go very fast with their trains*
Mr. Nut: We're back.
Kevin: We were supposed to be back last week, but I guess we forgot.
Metal Gloss: Yeah, sorry everyone. I'm Metal Gloss from Ponies On The Rails, and I'm your hostess tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.