May 28,2012. it's memorial day, and Raichel is having a barbeque with her twin sister, Sierra. they slaved over the hot freaking stove, preparing the best food they could make, working their fingers to the bone-" that's enough, Rheo!" said an irritated Raichel. Sierra just stood there holding a big plate of ribs, oh my god i'm making myself hungry right now. but anyway, they invited all the people they knew and love. Raichel totally invited Fanboy and Chum Chum and they came alright. "are you hungry, Fanboy?" asked Raichel. "yes,' he replied. Sierra pulled her by the arm away from Fanboy. 'why are you asking all these questions?" Sierra asked her sister...(wild laughter) i'm sorry I can;t read that without laughing my ass off! ANYWAY, Raichel ends up kissing Fanboy because he made her so, so horny!"RHEO!" Sierra scolded. Sierra cuts off the screen. "what?! we was getting to the good part!Raichel and Fanboy lived broke as a damn joke and unhappily ever after. Sierra and Raichel both stare at Rheo unhappy. it wasn't her fault, she tried making the story more funny and interesting.

"ready to go?" Raichel asked her sister,who was putting on her pink dress,purple mask, and hi-tops. "I am now!" said moanie. moanie was about 6 and a half, and Raichel was taking moanie with her on vacation to the land of ooo. the two girls headed to the frosty mart. "why are we over here?" moanie asked. "gotta say bye. you cant leave without sayin' bye," said Raichel. they both walked up to kyle. "bye kyle," Raichel said as she hugged him. moanie hugged his legs. 'bye," he said. they walked up to fanboy and chum chum. fanboy hugged Raichel tight. "fanboy, we'll only be gone 2 weeks," said moanie. "I know! that's two years in fan years," he said. Raichel floated out of his grip. she picked up chum chum and hugged him. "bye," he said. after they said goodbye to every one, Raichel and moanie flew to the land of ooo. as soon as they got there,they landed in a place that looked like antarctica. suddenly a blue man with a long white beard and a crown took Raichel and flew into a castle. moanie yelled for help. "HELP!! AN OLD MAN STOLE MY BIG SISTER!!" Just then a boy and a dog ran up to moanie. "we'll save your sister." said the boy. he drew out his sword and charged into the castle....

"up next is... Raichel," said Mr.Mufflin. the class cheered. "ahem,thank you. my report is on life. life can be hard. it can be like a fat ugly, prison mate FUCKING you from behind with no warning. we can make our lives a little less of an OH SHIT!!!! and our lives a little more oooh,shit," said raichel. "are you a boy or a girl?" asked fankylechum. Raichel shot him with a dart, knocking him out. the whole class screamed, while finn,fanboy,and chum chum were laughing. "lesson one, stupid people get their ass knocked out. moving on. we can all accept the fact that we're allowed to say the C word. let's all say it. CUN-" "that's enough Raichel!" said mr. mufflin. "but there's another part of my report. we were gonna play with KNIVES!!!"