Coalition of Sophisticated Organisms
Wise men and women. This man of the Luminous Lands not only cracked the whip of time at our squealers of pigs unbeknownst to us, as well he devours our crops and defecates in our mid morning bubble and oatmeal bath soaks. He is a man, a man whose defeat is inevitable for our Coalition to exist into the further generations. And he is just that, a MAN. And WE are many types of organisms. We are organisms of the Caeruleae Land, and no longer shall we heed to hide it. We will blow the flute of victory one day, and stroke the tiger of manhood for eternity. Do you not want to join me my brothers and sisters of the human species? You shall answer in the space provided. Thus, I bid you ado my brothers and sisters, and as well I bid you a goodnight and furthermore, a joyous morn. He has the night.. but we have the morn.
-Lord Count Dr. Rev. Captain Conor the Studious