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"Listen up Ladies, and gents!" said Skipper's voice "We've changed up the initiation ritual a bit. The whole idea is simple, find the clues and assemble the peice you find with its pair. The location of your clue is written in a difficult code and taped to your body. This is Skipper, Signing out!" and the recording stopped.
"looking around me, i saw CC, Kristen and Tom Mc Grath taped to a dumpster. it wasn't hard given the fact that Penguins are the size of your averege chicken. Once we joined, it'd be an even eight. What I don't get is why Skipper held off till; now with the initiation.
"Everyone all right?" asked Tom, in Skipper's voice.
"Yep." said CC
"That's a go" said Kristen ( my cousin)
"Yeparoni." i said.
My clue was written in a numerical code. it read " 20, 15,16,15,6,3,2,15,3,11,20,15,23,5,18- love, Private"
Knowing that private wrote it, It was a simple code. All you had to do was substitute the numbers for the letters of the alphabet in the order they're in, so A would be 1 and Z would be 26.
Applying this code to my clue, the message was "Top of Clock Tower.".
Belly sliding to the Clock tower ( it took a while, but I made it to the Park!!!) i was shocked to literally bump into CC.
"What are you doing here?'
"Getting my Clue, same as you."
"Clock tower?'
Clock tower, that's a go."
Climbing to the top, we saw two boxes with our names on them. Peering inside, i was instantly hit by the familiar smell of rotten fish! CC had the same thing in her box, as did Kristen and Tom when they showed up.
The final note read "Congrads! You've each had to use your wits and individual strengths, and you're now a part of our team! For the final part of your assignment, you have to dump the fish in Alice's office."
Once THAT was finished, we belly slid back to the HQ where we were greeted by the sound of arguing.
"I won't do it!" said Skipper
"You must my dear old frienemy! Unless you want me to hurt your team....." said Hans' voice from the TV. ' meet me in front of the Zoo at 10:00 tonight. Come unarmed."
"What does Hans want now?" asked kristen
"He didn't say, he only wanted to meet with me."
meanwhile, Kowalski solved the sleeping arrangements. He invented a device that created a large space in a small area. Basically it was maximizing space to the extreme. Hollowing out a door in the HQ's bottom right wall, he fired his device. it ended up creating 4 bedrooms, one for each of us, plus a guest room. he said what he had done was use quantum physics to create an arcane powered mulitphasic trans dimensional pocket universe.As confusing as it sounds, here's a simple definition, basically, he can make an ocean fit in a drinking glass with this, but from the outside, it looks like a drinking glass, on the inside it can hold large quantities of water. Make sense?
Anyways, the rooms were medium sized, with simple stone walls, a bed, mirror and a lamp. Soon mine would be filled with my things from my home( I'd have to clone my room). To fill in the guest bedroom, Kowalski powered up Robo Rat King (or just The Rat King) and he would become a sort of bodyguard. i just hoped we wouldn't be seeing to much of him, if he's anything like the real Rat King *shudders as i imagine belching contests, loud rock music, sounds of weightlifting and general mayhem*
Wanting desperately to get out of the HQ, i voluntered to disguise as Skipper ( who reluctantly agreed, despite not wanting to loose a new recruit to a dastardly puffin) . To complete the effect, Kowalski added a voice Chip, that he painlessly implanted in my brain that would make me mimic any voice. i'll give you the Cliffnotes version, and say it read my memory and sent a messaage to my vocal chords which allowed my to sound like whoever I wanted.
Hoping this thing wouldn't explode while it was inside my head, I left to meet up with Hans. He said nothing and handed me a small audio casset tape for a tape recorder like the one Skipper uses for "Skipper's Log".. Before i could ask what It was, Hans walked away, sobbing softly.
I handed it back to Skipper, who must've known what it was and pressed play " I vas born on ze 23rd of July 1990....". he stopped it and listened in the scilence of Kowalski's lab. When he came out, he looked like he'd wanted to cry. There was obviously something that he wasn't telling us about he and Hans, and whatever it was, i intended to find out!
To be continued.....
posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma and Kowalski walked up to the half completed Shrink Ray, and they discussed what they had to do next. They needed to put the actual device which made things shrink into the outer casing, and attach it carefully. Then they needed to install a switch. Emma put her music on, and picked up the shrinking device, and took it over to Kowalski.

"Ok, so we just need to put this into the outer casing." He said, as he unscrewed the bottom of the casing and held part of the shrinking device, helping Emma put it in very carefully. The two of them got some wires and started attaching them to the shrinking...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Change Of Scenery
Bandit watched them go then turned to face the robot, still smirking from his accomplishments.
"I think I win" He gloated, Bandit was far from impressed and drew her daggers.
"What's going on huh?" She asked slyly "What's going on in that little head of yours? Emotion?"
The robot recoiled from the comment. "I... I feel no emotion!" He yelled back, taking his stance once again.
"Well, you certainly seem happy with yourself. I'd say that's an emotion, wouldn't you? Oh, not that you'd know..." She trailed off, blatantly trying to confuse him.
MS' mind was nothing more than wires...
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"Really?" Private asked, looking astonished. Emma nodded, a feeling of devastation sweeping over her.

"How is that possible?" Kowalski wondered, looking at Emma with concern.

"It- it must have been when I brought you two back to life, this massive ball of light came out of me, and part of it went into you two." Emma guessed, then a thought struck her. "You two don't have them do you?"

"Nope." Private answered, and Kowalski shook his head. Emma felt confused and lost. She quickly wiped a tear from her eye.

"Guys, could I be alone for a bit please." She asked quietly. They nodded in understanding...
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(Warning: This chapter contains violent, and bloody themes.)

Emma looked around desperately she was in a tiny cage, surrounded by darkness.

Not again. She thought, a horrible feeling in her stomach. She started to rattle the cage bar but she drew back in a scream pain. She looked down at her flippers, and they burned as if some had coated them in acid. She tried to heal them but she just couldn't. Suddenly, lights came on all around her, and Doctor Blowhole was standing in the middle of a room, with Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private strapped to a table. She tried to close her eyes, or turn...
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I was sitting in the audience of a large crowd in Central park. The stage was usually reserved for concerts and the like, but today it would play host to several voice actors doing a Q &A event. The Actors in question : Danny Jacbos, Neil Patrick Hariss,, Karl Deidrich Dader,and Nicole Sullivan would be answering questions asked by fans of the Show.
In the front row were Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (all humanized, now, unfortunately permanently until he can fix his latest invention) I wondered what they were doing there, until i reealized Skipper had made them go there because,...
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posted by TheRatKing1
When they finished testing Kowalski's Animalsdehumanizer on themselves, the Penguins were gone, in their place were four humans.

Kowalski has a proud look to his narrow face.he was dressed like a captain from WW2 and has his hair styled to match his penguin feathers on his penguin face. He also wore round glasses and had his clipboard.

Private looked about 17 or so. he too was dressed like he was a young, new recruit from WW2, and had one of those hats like a guy in the Navy would wear.

Skipper had a strong sort of 'In charge" look about him. He had a sloping buzzcut, very much like his penguin...
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Gathering Kristen, CC, Tom and myself into my bedroom, I told them what has to happen.
"We HAVE to find out what REALLY happened in Denmark! I know just what to do!"
"Time travel?' guesses CC
"Yes, but I also have an extra step."
"What?" asked kristen
"Since we have THE guy who does Skipper's voice as a member of this little expidition, we may as well have THE guy who does Hans."
"OHHH," said Tom "Now i get it. You're using me and John to play Skipper and Hans to prove you're from the future or something!"
"Or something." i said.
"John.. uh I mean Mr. DiMaggio! We need a favor! I'm going to have to...
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The tallest and the smartest penguin locked himself in his lab again. Not always is he the sharpest knife in the drawer. He tried drilling the door but last time he did this, he was stupid enough to replace the door with one of the hardest material know to man.

“Dang it!” Kowalski said drilling the door. It didn't even make a dent in the door. “Why did I even use this material??”

“Alright time for another theory.” Kowalski picked up one of Rico's fire guns that he was making modifications to and adding more tools to use. “Fire in the hole!” Kowalski yelled blasting the door....
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Skipper, the brave fierce leader, said he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground in front of him was the craziest penguin of them all Rico. His fallen comrade was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper said shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't you dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the laser had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The psychotic Dr. Blowhole smirked, moving next to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have...
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posted by TheRatKing1
“Well, since I can’t erase your memories, how would you three like to join? We could always use new recruits.” said Skipper.
“You’re willing to trust us that quickly?” I asked
“I still don’t, but if I can’t do anything to make you three forget about this, there’s nothing I can do but let you join.”
“Skippa, “okk a this!” exclaimed Rico.
“Hey, put that down! That’s Kristen’s Birthday gift!”
“Ooh, I do love birthday’s, when was yours?-OUCH!” said Private, followed by a slap from Skipper.
“What is it?” he asked me
“Classified Intel a.k.a not for your eyes.”...
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posted by TheRatKing1
My cousins and I went to bed late last night, July 25th. I had a horrible time sleeping! It felt like I was sleeping on the ground! The three of us woke up sore and tired the next morning to sunlight streaming on our face, which was weird considering we sleep in our grandparent’s basement when we stay for a visit.
"Where the heck are we?” asked Kristen.
"No clue." replied Amanda.
Thankfully, we woke up fully clothed and packed, wallets, phones and chargers, clothes. Whoever did this to us (assuming we weren’t dreaming) even included my 1876 quarter necklace.
"Why do I get the feeling something's...
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posted by Tressa-pom
1)Tressa is older than Rico.
2)Tressa is Rico's sister.
3)Tressa has a pigeon army (fan-fic coming soon)
4)Tressa has yellow beak and feet.
5)Tressa doesn't have heart tatoo, it is a box which can turn into a tatoo.
6)Tressa lost her left flipper(only half).
7) Tressa can't swim, beacuse of aquaphobia.
8)She has more than 30.000 inventions.
9)Tressa is obsessed with electricity.She loves electricity although she lost her flipper because of it.
10)Tressa can talk with humans, that's why she captured by scientist.
11)She can hear all voices around 3 kms.
12)She didn't eat fishes for 20 years because they...
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posted by coolprivate
(you could call this a tribute to all kowalski fangirls i guess. :3 )

Chapter One

The start of summer camp. The cool, summer breeze sent chills down the spines of children. This is no ordinary camp. This is the bravery camp. Where its haunted. You hear sounds at night, in the forest and silence. I work here. Into retirement to continue school next year. Trust me. Its not preety here. Pack of fresh meat ariving today. Better get ready for blood. 5 mins later, school bus arrives. I walked towards them. Twas silent as....well it was just silent. Then, the door opened. When it did, a particular penguin...
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(the irony)

Me: *gasp*

in summer camp

Kowlaksi: no!

there is something

Doris: *screams*

that is most feared

Me: *evil smirk holding a knife*

jelousy

Julien: well...MAURICE! BE MY PROTECTER!

so beware

Joanna: eek!

or she will come and get you

Kowalski: what kind of logic are you talking about? hat makes not sense!

In The Death Of Doris The Dolphin

Everyone: *scream*

End Of Trailer.

(scary huh? .FT.)

since it says this needs to be longer, random time!

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:P
(look, i know its all of a sudden. but i have to write "The Death Of Doris The Dolphin" and find time to do school. sorry.)

Chapter 4

Me: are you sure we wont get injured or any side effects?

Kowalski: 100% sure you wont get hurt. just a side effect of burping for a week.

Me: O_O

Joanna: i can live with that. not sure if you will. our burps are.....like an explosion...more than that acually. but we are used to it.

Me: who cares? the're the ones who created this thing.

Skipper,Rico and private: *stares at kowlaksi*

Me: well, whatever. *jumps in*

Joanna: *jumps in too*

The team: *jumps in*

Me: um...a little...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
That night, at the penguin lair, all the penguins were asleep. All was quiet until Skipper woke up. "Boys, get up!" he said. "But Skippah, it's the middle of the night" said Private. "I know" Skipper said. "But my guts are telling me that something is not right!" "What do you mean?" asked Kowalski. "I think that villainous scum Dr Blowhole is onto us!" Skipper said. "I mean he could pop out of no where sometime right now!"

At that moment, I used a laser on my segway to cut open a giant dolphin sized hole through the supply closet door. Then I came in wearing my dragon gear. "Hello worthless...
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....I had to cut if from 12 shows to 5, because if wrote the whole story with 12 shows, I swear to God my brain would've exploded out of my skull! D: XD So now it's only PoM, MLP: FiM, TAWOG, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, plus our OCs. :3 Aaaannddd since I had to type more to make it an article..... RANDOM WORDS!!!! WAAAAAATTTTEEEEEERRRMMMEEEEEELLLLOOOOONNNNN, BBEEEEEEEEAAAANNNBBBAAAGGGGGG, SSSOOOOOOOUUUUUPPPPPPP, AAAPPPPPLLLLEEEEESAAAAAUUUCCEEEEE, HHAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRSSSSPPPRRRAAAAAYYYYY & CUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!! XDDDDDD
posted by coolprivate
Chapter 3

*Yellow and Joanna were heading to the restrooms to change*

Me: wow. it goes by so fast... *changes real quick*

Joanna: your changing does. haha

Me: well...its kinda natural.

Joanna: *changes*

Me: so..now what?

Joanna: wanna round of soccer with Joe?(Joanna's brother)

Me: sure! nothing like soccer to keep me going!

Skipper: Hold on soldiers!

Me and Joanna: AHH!!!

Kowalski: you frightned them. and also they thought penguins cant talk.

Skipper: i blame the government on that one.

Me: umm....hello? talking penguin? i have so many questions in my mind its about to exploade but i'll ask you one. what...
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Once the penguins returned back to the HQ, Skipper had expected Kowalski to be giving out answers to what this creature was doing, where it came from, and how it lived. However, this was not the case, as Julien had tried to sneak into the HQ to "borrow" their tv, but was huddled up under a table, as the penguins saw why he'd been hiding. Kowalski was in a fit of rage it seemed, he was taking a baseball bat and destroying every single radio and intercom, as well as packing every single exit with dynamite, he grunted whenever the bat got stuck in a radio that was broken into. This was enough...
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Once Private had made Julien understand that it was his girlfriend that had been kidnapped, he was a bit more concerned.... Well a little too concerned actually.
"When are we going to get there?!? Are we going to get there in time?!?! Where are we going?!?!? Are we going the right way!?!?? " Julien yelled as he sat beside Private on an empty subway car. Private's eye had started twitching about an hour ago. Finally he clamped Julien's mouth shut with his flippers.
"Julien! Calm! Now! ..... Uh. Please?" he said a little embarrassed at his anger toward the end.
"Aren't you worried too!?!?!"...
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